TSA tries to improve on its 95% failure rate by groping more

[Exterous]

After asking for more money to improve their 91% failure rate in 2006 they hit a 95% failure rate in 2015. Fortunately, more than a year after the report came out, they have a partial solution:

While few have noticed, U.S. airport security workers long had the option of using five different types of physical pat-downs at the screening line. Now those options have been eliminated and replaced with a single universal approach. This time, you will notice.

The new physical touching—for those selected to have a pat-down—will be be what the federal agency officially describes as a more “comprehensive” physical screening, according to a Transportation Security Administration spokesman.

Denver International Airport, for example, notified employees and flight crews on Thursday that the “more rigorous” searches “will be more thorough and may involve an officer making more intimate contact than before.”

“I would say people who in the past would have gotten a pat-down that wasn’t involved will notice that the [new] pat-down is more involved,” TSA spokesman Bruce Anderson said Friday. The shift from the previous, risk-based assessment on which pat-down procedure an officer should apply was phased in over the past two weeks after tests at smaller airports, he said.

The change is partly a result of the agency’s study of a 2015 report that criticized aspects of TSA screening procedures.

I can only hope that increased folding of US citizen genitals will decrease the abhorrently high rate of terrorist attacks past the checkpoints. Those zeroes of attacks were really awful!

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/arti...port-pat-downs-are-about-to-get-more-invasive

 

[K1052]

I'd be on board for more groping if I get to pick who gropes me.

 

[ch33zw1z]

If you're into being groped, is flying potentially facilitating prostitution at this point?

 

[brycejones]

Who knew:

MAGA really stands for Make America Grope Again.

Makes sense though coming from the pussy grabber in chief.