TSA searched me for hidden Xboxes

[MrDudeMan]

I travel a lot (in and out of US) but I never heard of "xboxes" from TSA agents.

That's why this thread exists. I thought it was funny so I went with it. The woman saying xboxes was pretty old.

 

[Brian Stirling]

I travel a lot (in and out of US) but I never heard of "xboxes" from TSA agents.

Yep, I take about 100 flight per year and can't recall an incident like this.


Brian

 

[MrDudeMan]

Yep, I take about 100 flight per year and can't recall an incident like this.


Brian

I fly quite a bit as well and it was a first for me. Unless you think every person working at the TSA is a robot that's forced to read from a script, it's possible that some of them will say different things. The potential human under discussion was encountered at the security checkpoint in the A terminal of the Denver airpot.

 

[destrekor]

Ornery bastard :biggrin:

I'd be too afraid of getting a special glove and lube search after pulling such a stunt.

 

[Pardus]

Got to remember to pack a VCR next time i fly.

 

[mikeford]

Genitals torn off during stop and frisk. http://articles.philly.com/2014-01-...-ski-masks-frankford-high#uKoYhCH7m7GX4Bot.16

 

[Meghan54]

You know you're now on the TSA "he's a douche---frisk every time with the biggest guy we have" list, right?

 

[foghorn67]

I actually got patted down by a cute TSA chick several years ago. No request, she just pulled me aside because of their random non-sense.

 

[Mermaidman]

. . . secondly, that was a jerk move to mess with that girl . . .

Yeah, that is very disturbing behavior by an adult. D:
How would the O.P. feel if someone messed with his children?

 

[Ken g6]

Got to remember to pack a VCR next time i fly.

Nah, they'll charge you a fortune in luggage fees. Just get a small pill box, put pentagrams and other Wiccan symbols on it, and call it a "hex box".

 

[Printer Bandit]

disappointed that there are no pics

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Fucking TSA.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIV3DVxKBO8

 

[Doppel]

On a somewhat related note, I also got to sit next to a major league hottie on the plane. She fell asleep while listening to her iPhone, so I slowly turned up the volume one click every five minutes or so. She eventually woke up, but she didn't catch me because I acted like I was asleep. She fell asleep after turning it down, so I did it again. After the flight, she called someone and said the weirdest thing happened to her phone during the flight. We made eye contact after that comment very briefly and I did my best to maintain an even face, but I suspect a small grin must have emerged because she smiled ever so slightly and then looked away. I said have a nice day and good luck with your phone before walking away.

That is so damn awesome.