Trying to scare my parole officer, ideas?

[Jzero]

Yeah, I'm bored ... I don't have to work and I didn't have a random drug screening today.

I've been trying to sneak up on my parole officer but the stupid b1tch always hears me coming.

any ideas on how I can scare her silly? I need to reassert my authorita since she punched me in the nuts last night when I told her I didn't think I should have to repay my debt to society.

 

[Nocturnal]

Good one, 9/10.

 

[Lager]

Give her lemonade instead of piss.

 

[3point14]

7.5/10 :beer:

 

[rudeguy]

huh?