it was something like:
You hear about the guy that was woken late one night to hear a prowler in his shed - he immediately called the cops and was told by dispatch that they didn't have any immediately available officers but someone would be there as soon as possible - around 45 minutes.
The man, disgruntled, hung up the phone. He waited about a minute, called 911 and told them not to worry about sending anyone - he took his .45 out and shot the guy - then hung up.
Police arrived 2 minutes later to catch the would-be robber red-handed
You hear about the guy that was woken late one night to hear a prowler in his shed - he immediately called the cops and was told by dispatch that they didn't have any immediately available officers but someone would be there as soon as possible - around 45 minutes.
The man, disgruntled, hung up the phone. He waited about a minute, called 911 and told them not to worry about sending anyone - he took his .45 out and shot the guy - then hung up.
Police arrived 2 minutes later to catch the would-be robber red-handed