Trying To Find An Obama Patch

[eits]

so, my gf is trying to find an obama patch to put on her jeans. they're her favorite jeans, but the small hole on the butt of her jeans is starting to get bigger and she wants an obama patch to cover it up so she doesn't have to throw the jeans away.

can anyone help? i've tried googling for over 30 mins and haven't found anything.

other options: democratic donkey patch, anti-republican patch, etc.

ty


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[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: eits
so, my gf is trying to find an obama patch to put on her jeans. they're her favorite jeans, but the small hole on the butt of her jeans is starting to get bigger and she wants an obama patch to cover it up so she doesn't have to throw the jeans away.

can anyone help? i've tried googling for over 30 mins and haven't found anything.

other options: democratic donkey patch, anti-republican patch, etc.

ty

Woot, ass patch for her ass!

KT

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: eits
so, my gf is trying to find an obama patch to put on her jeans. they're her favorite jeans, but the small hole on the butt of her jeans is starting to get bigger and she wants an obama patch to cover it up so she doesn't have to throw the jeans away.

can anyone help? i've tried googling for over 30 mins and haven't found anything.

other options: democratic donkey patch, anti-republican patch, etc.

ty

Woot, ass patch for her ass!

KT

yeah, that was my idea

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

I vote for something clear or a mesh

pics of the hole with her wearing the jeans or ban

 

[GG02]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
I vote for something clear or a mesh

pics of the hole with her wearing the jeans or ban

I second that motion.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Obama patch works on GWBush v0.0.3 only. Patch may only be applied if material law == NULL.

 

[destrekor]

if she MUST wear her bloody opinions on her clothes, go with the democratic donkey patch... as the ass on ass approach works.

oh, and :camera:s!!!! maybe a before and after? of course with her in them, not you. i've seen that trick before in similar situations. no want that.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: eits
democratic donkey patch

I read that the wrong way the first couple times.

 

[Duddy]

When I read the title, I thought he was talking about a patch that helps cure people of their Obama addiction. Just enough Nicobamatine to take the edge off.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Obama patch works on GWBush v0.0.3 only. Patch may only be applied if material law == NULL.

so... apply patch to fetus? :laugh:
what happens if there is a severe reaction and we get death? Or... mutant beast of epic proportions the size of Clover, and speaks with grace to lure victims and then mauls them?

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: GG02

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
I vote for something clear or a mesh

pics of the hole with her wearing the jeans or ban

I second that motion.

yeah, i saw that coming. i'll talk to her about it tonight.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Obama patch works on GWBush v0.0.3 only. Patch may only be applied if material law == NULL.

haha nice

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: eits
democratic donkey patch

I read that the wrong way the first couple times.

i..... i fail to read it any other way then the right way... is my mind failed at the moment?

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: destrekor

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: eits
democratic donkey patch

I read that the wrong way the first couple times.

i..... i fail to read it any other way then the right way... is my mind failed at the moment?

this might clear things up

 

[0roo0roo]

something thin with very little substance would work.

 

[jonks]

I thought you needed a patch to get off Obama like you get a nic patch to stop smoking.

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
something thin with very little substance would work.

:thumbsup:

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: Duddy
When I read the title, I thought he was talking about a patch that helps cure people of their Obama addiction. Just enough Nicobamatine to take the edge off.

Same here, I was thinking I misclicked on P&N...

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: eits
so, my gf is trying to find an obama patch to put on her jeans. they're her favorite jeans, but the small hole on the butt of her jeans is starting to get bigger and she wants an obama patch to cover it up so she doesn't have to throw the jeans away.

can anyone help? i've tried googling for over 30 mins and haven't found anything.

other options: democratic donkey patch, anti-republican patch, etc.

ty

Woot, ass patch for her ass!

KT

If she gets the democratic donkey patch, you are required to smack her ass in public and exclaim, loudly, "dammit woman, that's the second time I've had to donkey punch you today!"

Be warned, this may result in accelerated singularity.

 

[amdskip]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
something thin with very little substance would work.[/]nice, I like:thumbsup:

 

[dougp]

Go here: http://www.custompatches.net/pricing.html

Gonna cost you a bit though, but you can sell the other patches through EBay.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: destrekor

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Obama patch works on GWBush v0.0.3 only. Patch may only be applied if material law == NULL.

so... apply patch to fetus? :laugh:
what happens if there is a severe reaction and we get death? Or... mutant beast of epic proportions the size of Clover, and speaks with grace to lure victims and then mauls them?

Send in troops to liberate the fetus!

 

[ShotgunSteven]

No luck, plenty of places to get custom ones made though.

 

[olds]

http://www.thoseshirts.com/osa.html

http://www.thoseshirts.com/mic.html

 

[Quasmo]

Being against an entire party is the problem with our generation. It seperates ideas into a black and white system, look at the person views, don't be an idiot. The reson we dont have a 3 party system, is because America is too stupid for one.

 

[weflyhigh]

Yea I had the same problem so I got an obama patch too so I could fart and sit on his ideals and being all day