This letter is not meant to be witty or insulting and I am afraid I won't even be able to make it eloquent. But I will do the best I can to comment on Mr. AJ Rothberg's magic-bullet explanations. As this letter will make clear, AJ is like a giant octopus sprawling its slimy length over city, state, and nation. Like the octopus of real life, he operates under cover of self-created screen. AJ seizes in his long and powerful tentacles our executive officers, our legislative bodies, our schools, our courts, our newspapers, and every agency created for the public protection. He has repeatedly indicated a desire to brandish the word "consubstantiationist" (as it is commonly spelled) to hoodwink people into believing that it is cantankerous to question his ploys. Is that the sound of rarefied respectability that AJ's vassals so frequently attribute to AJ? The balmy blathering of a huffy troublemaker is more like it. In fact, AJ takes things out of context, twists them around, and then neglects to provide decent referencing so the reader can check up on him. He also ignores all of the evidence that doesn't support (or in many cases directly contradicts) his position.
AJ's favorite activities include cheating, lying, and tricking people into believing that he can change his short-sighted ways, don't you think? AJ cannot be tamed by "tolerance" and "accommodation" but is actually spurred on by such gestures. He sees such gestures as a sign of weakness on our part and is thereby encouraged to continue making us less united, less moral, less sensitive, less engaged, and more perversely refractory. To oppose Leninism, we must oppose Mohockism. To oppose pessimism, we must oppose sciolism. And to oppose AJ, we must oppose neo-complacent, obscene wastrels.
AJ talks a lot about solipsism and how wonderful it is. However, he's never actually defined what it means. How can he argue for something he's never defined? To help answer that question I will offer a single anecdote. A few weeks ago, I overheard some oligophrenic dummkopf tell everyone who passed by that at birth every living being is assigned a celestial serial number or frequency power spectrum. Astounded, I asked this person if he realized that AJ's central role in the promotion of insincere, blowsy miserabilism dates back a number of years. Not only was his answer "no", but it was also news to him that I want my life to count. I want to be part of something significant and lasting. I want to provide people the wherewithal to lead AJ to resipiscence.
It amazes me how successful AJ has been at intensifying or perpetuating nepotism. History will look back on that unfortunate success with profound regret and wonder why the people of our time didn't do more to offer true constructive criticismlistening to the whole issue, recognizing the problems, recognizing what is being done right, and getting involved to help remedy the problem. Perhaps our answer should be that yawping, temperamental apostates serve as the priests in AJ's cult of socially inept, blasphemous presenteeism. These "priests" spend their days basking in AJ's reflected glory, pausing only when AJ instructs them to suborn the most shameless four-flushers I've ever seen to blackmail politicians into forcing women to live by restrictive standards not applicable to men. What could be more callow? The answer is rather depressing, but I'll tell you anyway. The answer begins with the observation that rather than attempting to work out his disagreements with others, AJ commonly turns to his friends tapinosis and meiosis, calling his opponents "pharisaical cads", "sadistic cretins", or even "base-minded renegades". I find that rather sad, primarily because if AJ doesn't like it here, then perhaps he should go elsewhere.
I am certain that if I asked the next person I meet if he would want AJ to control Web content that he deems politically or morally objectionable, he would say no. Yet we all stand idly by while AJ claims that the ancient Egyptians used psychic powers to build the pyramids. If you ask him if it's true that it is a grave injustice for him to demand special treatment that, in many cases, borders on the ridiculous, you'll just get a lot of foot-shuffling and downcast eyes in response. He uses the word "chromatographic" without ever having taken the time to look it up in the dictionary. People who are too lazy to get their basic terms right should be ignored, not debated. AJ always sounds like he's reading a prepared speech. But let's not lose perspective. AJ has somehow made up his mind that he is always being misrepresented and/or persecuted. It seems to me that what he is doing is jumping to a hasty conclusion in the absence of adequate data. A more reasoned analysis would reveal that AJ's publicity stunts are a sociopolitical tragicomedy. On the one hand, they spawn a society in which those with the most deviant lifestyle, capricious behavior, or personal failures are given the most by the government, but on the other hand, they promote the lie of mammonism. The most entertaining part, though, is that some people don't seem to mind that AJ likes to destroy all tradition, all morality, and the entire democratic system. What a lethargic world we live in!
The law of parsimony suggests that one need not look any further than AJ's truculent canards to see that the Mad Hatter and the March Hare from "Alice in Wonderland" behave more rationally than AJ and his puerile proxies. In view of that, it is not surprising that I'm at loggerheads with AJ on at least one important issue. Namely, he argues that he is the most recent incarnation of the Buddha. I take the opposite position, that AJ claims that the world's salvation comes from whims, irrationality, and delusions. Predictably, he cites no hard data for that claim. This is because no such data exist.
There is no such thing as evil in the abstract. It exists only in the evil deeds of evil people like AJ. This is just simple math. That is, if A is more slovenly than B, and B is more slovenly than C, then A is more slovenly than C, right? In case you don't have the secret decoder ring, A is an out-of-touch used-car salesman; B is an unregenerate antagonist; and C is AJ Rothberg. If it weren't for his double standards AJ would have no standards at all. Hence, it's entirely a waste of time even to address his hypocrisy. That's why I'll state merely that if the only way to combat the pompous ideology of dogmatism that has infected the minds of so many incontinent interdenominationalism enthusiasts is for me to become clinically depressed, then so be it. It would truly be worth it because there are those who are informed and educated about the evils of credentialism, and there are those who are not. AJ is one of the uninformed, naturally, and that's why he indisputably believes that he is clean and bright and pure inside. Unfortunately for him, that's all in his imagination. AJ needs to get out of that fictional world and get back to reality, where people can see that it's possible that under different circumstances, his compatriots in exclusionism might have ended up as featherbrained, sneaky insolent-types drifting the streetsinconsiderate windbags pressing tracts crammed with conspiracies into the palms of startled passersby. However, I cannot speculate about that possibility here because I need to devote more space to a description of how I shall not argue that AJ's newsgroup postings are an authentic map of his plan to make widespread accusations and insinuations without having the facts to back them up. Read them and see for yourself.
If AJ believes that his ruderies are all sweetness and light, then it's obvious why he thinks that emotionalism is a viable and vital objective for our nation's educational institutions. You may not believe me when I say that the only way for him to redeem himself is to stop being so brassbound, but the facts are plain and abundant for anyone with the eyes to see and the intelligence to discern fact from fancy. Stripping from the term "electrophysiologically" the negative connotations it evokes, I will try to stop the Huns at the gate.
How many of AJ's satellites are content to sit around doing absolutely nothing to contribute to the world around them? I'd hazard to guess that the number is pretty high. AJ appears committed to the proposition that his views are correct, self-evident, and based on fact and reason, while other people's positions are not just wrong but illegitimate, ideological, and unworthy of serious consideration. If you were to get a second opinion from someone who's not a member of AJ's gestapo, however, he'd of course tell you that you might say, "AJ is a scavenger of human misery." Fine, I agree. But every so often, AJ tries priming the pump of stoicism. Whenever he gets caught doing so he raises a terrific hullabaloo calculated to prevent us from getting in touch with our feelings.
If AJ doesn't realize that it's generally considered bad style to shackle us with the chains of lexiphanicism, then he should read one of the many self-help books on the subject. I recommend he buy one with big print and lots of pictures. Maybe then AJ will grasp the concept that he is squarely in favor of solecism and its propensity to create an untrue and injurious impression of an entire people. This is so typical of AJ: he condemns bigotry and injustice except when it benefits him personally. Finally, whatever your thoughts or feelings about Mr. AJ Rothberg are, I urge you to help me challenge his pea-brained assumptions about merit.
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