Trump's One Weakness

[Perknose]

Too much humility.

I knew Perfect Pumpkin Head had to have a flaw, I just couldn't put my normal sized finger on it until now.

 

[MongGrel]

That is just Hilarious

Pun intended.

 

[sandorski]

Good thing Carson is such a good judge of character. I would never have known about this Trump flaw otherwise.

 

[Blackjack200]

I knew Perfect Pumpkin Head had to have a flaw, I just couldn't put my normal sized finger on it until now.

I told my folks they should put up a sign for Halloween that says:

We do NOT hand out candy to Donald Trump costumes...


...unless they have tiny little hands.

And then make a show of checking each Trump Trick-or-Treater's hands to make sure they're small enough.

 

[BxgJ]

Too much humility.

I knew Perfect Pumpkin Head had to have a flaw, I just couldn't put my normal sized finger on it until now.

If Carson said that with a straight face, he has more self control than most people alive. That or he's even more delusional than anyone imagined. Either way I'm somewhat surprised.

 

[Perknose]

If Carson said that with a straight face, he has more self control than most people alive. That or he's even more delusional than anyone imagined. Either way I'm somewhat surprised.

You must not have been paying attention to the many crazy and deluded statements he's made in the last year.

Carson, Cruz, Trump. They just kept spilling out of the GOP clown car this past year, making past Republican luminaries like Sarah Palin, Dan Quayle and the Dub look positively brilliant and statesmanlike in comparison.

The devolution of the GOP has been a long time coming. With Trump and Carson and Creepy Cruz, it's here.

 

[Blackjack200]

Remember when we were all afraid that the party would unite behind Rubio, and he would kick Clinton's ass?

 

[hal2kilo]

Oh, I thought is was that he's a sucker for Dem bait.

 

[Moonbeam]

You must not have been paying attention to the many crazy and deluded statements he's made in the last year.

Carson, Cruz, Trump. They just kept spilling out of the GOP clown car this past year, making past Republican luminaries like Sarah Palin, Dan Quayle and the Dub look positively brilliant and statesmanlike in comparison.

The devolution of the GOP has been a long time coming. With Trump and Carson and Creepy Cruz, it's here.

We create what we fear.

 

[retrospooty]

Too much humility.

I knew Perfect Pumpkin Head had to have a flaw, I just couldn't put my normal sized finger on it until now.

I am so modest. In fact, I am probably the most modest person that ever lived in the history of the world. /trump

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Hahahaha, great post

 

[brycejones]

Carson should check himself into a rehab clinic for whatever he is addicted to ASAP.

 

[dank69]

He is so humble you can't understand it.

 

[zinfamous]

One of the funnier Onion articles in recent memory.

 

[interchange]

Trump actually doesn't talk about the charitable personal deeds he has done. He's playing a character, though I don't think just to win. He is uncomfortable being judged as the real him.

 

[Jaskalas]

Remember when we were all afraid that the party would unite behind Rubio, and he would kick Clinton's ass?

After the stare down with the water? "Little Marco" is either too green, or not Alpha enough to win GOP voters. At least one of those qualities can be solved in 4-8 years. The other one, depends who he's running against.

 

[justoh]

Trump's song:

 

[zinfamous]

Trump actually doesn't talk about the charitable personal deeds he has done. He's playing a character, though I don't think just to win. He is uncomfortable being judged as the real him.

The guy is a pathological liar. At this point, he truly doesn't understand that when he is opening his mouth, he is lying. This is why he isn't playing a character, and why I am fairly certain that he isn't afraid of the "true him" because the false character he portrays is the one that he honestly believes is the "true him."

It's fascinating, because just about anyone can see his pathology, and to watch him pretend otherwise is quite entertaining.

 

[Puffnstuff]

I believe that America is about to tell the Don "you're fired!"

 

[JSt0rm]

I believe that America is about to tell the Don "you're fired!"

That's only because hillary will corrupt the voting machine with secret fema death squads

 

[jman19]

That's only because hillary will corrupt the voting machine with secret fema death squads

See you at the seekrit Jade Helm meeting tonight, comrade.

 

[JSt0rm]

Capitalist dogs will surrender all the money.

 

[BxgJ]

See you at the seekrit Jade Helm meeting tonight, comrade.

Lol, that brings back a few memories. The crazy conspiracy guys were out in full force around here during that time.

 

[DrPizza]

I've always thought it to be amazing how someone can be so smart within a narrow scope of knowledge (brain surgery), but then appear to be as dumb as a bag of marbles when it comes to a lot of everyday ordinary things.