Trumps health

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WelshBloke

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Trumps an old man with a family history of Alzheimers, how good are you expecting his health to be?

He may have all the best words now but the question is how long is he going to know what those words mean?
 
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Trumps an old man with a family history of Alzheimers, how good are you expecting his health to be?

He may have all the best words now but the question is how long is he going to know what those words mean?

How long? Might be there already.
 

WelshBloke

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How long? Might be there already.
I wouldn't be at all surprised.

On the plus side he might avoid the Alzheimers if he has a massive cardiac event due to his lack of exercise and junk food diet coupled with his high stress personality.
 
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this always sounded like something drumpf would write about himself, well, he has written about himself on several occasions. And in drumpf-speak on top of it. Only thing missing was "his hands are normal, even bigly normal" or something like that.
 

thraashman

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I’m A Doctor. Here’s What I Find Most Concerning About Trump’s Medical Letter
I would never write anything this terrible for a jury duty excuse or a back to work note, never mind something that half the country (and possibly half the world) might see or could possibly end up one day in a presidential library!
My personal favorite is that the letter starts with a header for Dr Jacob Bornstein and Dr Harold Bornstein. Jacob Bornstein died 6 years ago. Are we to believe that Trump's doctor is still using letters with a header that includes a doctor dead since 2010?
 

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It's funny how the Breitbart and Co have a conspiracy theory about Hillary's health when we really have no clue how healthy Trump is. The letter is obviously bullshit; everyone knows it's bullshit, but of all the things to worry about, no one really cares about Trump's health. There's a list of checkboxes that should be basic requirements for running for President, like "will this person only use nuclear weapons in the most dire of circumstances?" and "does this person have the ability to make carefully thought out decisions?" The checkbox for "will this person probably not die in the next four years?" is on there, but it gets overshadowed a bit.
 
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Personally I like how it starts off:

To Whom My Concern

Plus he's a butt doctor (Gastroenterologist?)
 
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dank69

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"If elected, Mr Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.”

Nothing like a little hyperbole to make it sound really professional. Why can't Trump settle for good, or even above average health? Why does he have to be the healthiest President ever? This fuckin' guy...he's a goddamned cartoon character.
 

PricklyPete

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Personally I like how it starts off:

To Whom My Concern

Plus he's a butt doctor (Gastroenterologist?)

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Wonder if he can get this guy to write up a doctors excuse about bone spurs to get out the debates.
 
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Gastro = guts & butts and typically don't cut (operate)
Proctologist is more about butt stuff and has operating privileges

(generally speaking)
 

Pens1566

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Count me in the group that thinks he (Trump) drafted this letter. Only rational explanation. Obviously not written by an MD for the reasons already given in the numerous articles asking "wtf", and all the "bestest health evaaaaaaaaaah" nonsense just screams like it came from his ego-maniacal mind.
 

zinfamous

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Personally I like how it starts off:

To Whom My Concern

Plus he's a butt doctor (Gastroenterologist?)

That's not a "butt doctor." You're thinking of a proctologist.
A GE is one of the more common specialists that you'll have acting as your internist--your PCP should be an internist of some type.
 
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I saw some Doctors being interviewed all said they'd never state that someone is healthy by using the words "Positive Result"
 
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I saw some Doctors being interviewed all said they'd never state that someone is healthy by using the words "Positive Result"

I guess the Great Orange Narcissist Nephilim was not able to accept the words "normal" for results which is well....normal.
 

Indus

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Why would I wanna vote for someone who is clearly calling for violence against Americans and lower minimum wages?

Seems to me his mental health isn't scrutinized enough.