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I have to say this is hillarious..
From: http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/29/politics/donald-trump-bible-twitter-feat/index.html
When asked if he's ever sought God's forgiveness he said he drinks "his little wine" and has "his little cracker."
And Lo, Jesus said unto Judas Iscariot: "You're fired"
There *is* room at the inn but Mary and Joseph refuse to stay there because it is LOW CLASS and a DUMP.
And Jesus came to them walking on the waves and said, "Have you seen the polls? I'm like WAY ahead. It's not even close."
Thanks for the gold, frankincense, and myrrh Wise Guys. Now go back to your own country. #TrumpBible
"Then He will also say to those on His left, 'Depart from Me, haters and losers, into the eternal fire, which is Mexico.'" #TrumpBible
The Israelites were illegal immigrants fleeing Pharaoh so they could have anchor babies in the Promised Land. #TrumpBible
Scribe: Which is the greatest commandment?
Jesus: Sit down. Nobody called on you. Go back to Jerusalem.
"In the beginning, God made Trump Tower and the Earth." #TrumpBible
The next day he saw Jesus coming toward him, and said, "Behold, that man needs one of my silk suits!" #TrumpBible