Trump wins Wisconsin recount.

[Kazukian]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/...isconsin-election-recount-20161212-story.html

He picked up 162 votes.

That leaves:

Death threats to the electors
Civil war
CIA led coup
Nuclear war with Russia

 

[Zaap]

...and let's not forget incessant whining and insisting it's the worst thing in history.

 

[Londo_Jowo]

Imagine that, no hacking found.

 

[JSt0rm]

...and let's not forget incessant whining and insisting it's the worst thing in history.

time will tell. I will say I do think, ironically, the best end to the human race would be a trump nuke war.

 

[Sinsear]

People recounting were paid off by the Russians, obviously.

 

[Yakk]

Ate all the recounts some now?

 

[Kazukian]

Hurry up, we need to find another thing, maybe we can blame the Chinese for something.

 

[Londo_Jowo]

Ate all the recounts some now?

Yes, Michigan and Pennsylvania did not grant Stein's recount requests for her only receiving 1% of the vote/could not win and no evidence to prove votes were hacked respectively.

 

[boomerang]

OMG, it's down to the Elector's now!!!! Surely they'll come through for America!!!

 

[Yakk]

Yes, Michigan and Pennsylvania did not grant Stein's recount requests for her only receiving 1% of the vote/could not win and no evidence to prove votes were hacked respectively.

Whoa... need to check my swype...

Ok that's that I guess.

 

[Londo_Jowo]

Whoa... need to check my swype...

Ok that's that I guess.

I thought maybe you fat fingered the keyboard...........LOL

 

[Kazukian]

OMG, it's down to the Elector's now!!!! Surely they'll come through for America!!!

I think we need to bomb Russia, it's the only logical solution.

 

[Pens1566]

I think we need to bomb Russia, it's the only logical solution.

Well, that will now be a Civil War.

 

[imported_tajmahal]

You mean the Russians didn't hack Wisconsin? I had such hopes..............

 

[sdifox]

Yawn.

 

[boomerang]

I think we need to bomb Russia, it's the only logical solution.

We need to warn them first. Let them know what day and time it's going to happen. You know, show some true compassion.

 

[Jhhnn]

Hurry up, we need to find another thing, maybe we can blame the Chinese for something.

Trump blamed 'em for the global warming "hoax", so anything is possible.

 

[DrunkenSano]

Need to investigate the recount, the Russians most likely hacked it.

 

[dank69]

Imagine that, no hacking found.

Imagine that, hundreds of thousands of votes by dead people for Democrats not found.

 

[Kazukian]

Imagine that, hundreds of thousands of votes by dead people for Democrats not found.

Why would they bother, HRC's machine assumed Wisconsin wasn't in play.

 

[fskimospy]

Why would they bother, HRC's machine assumed Wisconsin wasn't in play.

Haha, those mysterious fraudulent voters are always juuuuuuust around the corner!

It's been interesting to see how interested/enraged conservatives are about a recount, especially considering how they always claim to be about election integrity. This was a publicity stunt by Jill Stein that no liberal I know gave two shits about. They have better things to worry about.

 

[Kazukian]

Haha, those mysterious fraudulent voters are always juuuuuuust around the corner!

It's been interesting to see how interested/enraged conservatives are about a recount, especially considering how they always claim to be about election integrity. This was a publicity stunt by Jill Stein that no liberal I know gave two shits about. They have better things to worry about.

Like changing the rules for filibustering? That's going to bite them in the ass...

 

[fskimospy]

Like changing the rules for filibustering? That's going to bite them in the ass...

What the hell does that have to do with anything? More nonsensical ranting.

Regardless, I'm a big fan of that change as the filibuster was destroying our ability to govern ourselves. I hope the Republicans eliminate it entirely.

 

[momeNt]

What the hell does that have to do with anything? More nonsensical ranting.

Regardless, I'm a big fan of that change as the filibuster was destroying our ability to govern ourselves. I hope the Republicans eliminate it entirely.

None of that matters now, Russia has taken control of our government.

 

[ultimatebob]

Hurry up, we need to find another thing, maybe we can blame the Chinese for something.

How about the Mexicans? Maybe they secretly want "the wall" to make it harder to get guns into the country for the drug gangs.

I mean, if you're looking for a new conspiracy theory, get creative with it! Just look at what the Pizzagate guys did... very imaginative!