Trump: The protesters are arming themselves! With SOUP!

[mikeymikec]

Direct link to video:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1300918107976986624

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/apparently-trump-very-scared-antifa-154120133.html

People can't throw bricks apparently. But they can throw cans of soup! A can of soup looks innocent, and they can just say, "it's going to feed my family"... this one can of soup. No wait, that seems dumb. A bag of soup! Easy to throw and food for all the family!

I have to say, Baldrick's ridiculousness was a lot more amusing though.

- edit -

I'll happily admit that I did make a small mistake by not listening to Trump's latest stream of unfiltered bullshit carefully enough, and in my defence I find it painful to listen to the latest stupid shit he's come up with.

On the point of 'bags of soup': according to the video, he said:

"...uh, its incredible. You have people coming over with bags of soup, big bags of soup, and they lay it on the ground and the anarchists take it and they start throwing it at OUR cops, at our police..."

But it's good that he took the time to explain the complicated logistics of bringing improvised missiles to a riot. That's some logical concluding right there!

 

[pcgeek11]

While it may be funny, you can do some damage with a well aimed can of soup. I wouldn't want to get hit in the head with one.

 

[mikeymikec]

While it may be funny, you can do some damage with a well aimed can of soup. I wouldn't want to get hit in the head with one.

And a bag of soup? What do you think of its weaponised potential? Greater than a well-aimed salmon?

 

[dawp]

And a bag of soup? What do you think of its weaponised potential? Greater than a well-aimed salmon?

don't forget the deadly canadian milk bags.

 

[pcgeek11]

And a bag of soup? What do you think of its weaponised potential? Greater than a well-aimed salmon?

I would make a logical conclusion that he is talking about a bag with CANS of soup inside.

I believe you could beat someone to death with that. Say take a pillow case or a cloth bag and throw in three cans of soup.

Of course that doesn't qualify for your pointing and laughing requirements. So...

 

[cytg111]

I would make a logical conclusion that he is talking about a bag with CANS of soup inside.

I believe you could beat someone to death with that. Say take a pillow case or a cloth bag and throw in three cans of soup.

Of course that doesn't qualify for your pointing and laughing requirements. So...

And stir it up with a ton of stupid. Good job.

 

[pcgeek11]

And stir it up with a ton of stupid. Good job.

And speaking of something to point and laugh at.... ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[VRAMdemon]

Clearly Trump believes no one has ever managed to throw a brick. Because bricks are just too large for human hands, right?. I'm sure he's never touched a brick let alone throw one. Or ... Perhaps he’s never been able to lift a brick. Trump has no idea that many people have hands larger than his own.

Trump has given this a lot of thought. He’s considered the value of the weapon; how the weapon would be brought to the scene; how it would be deployed; how the user would alibi himself; and how the media would cover for the user. How much time, comparatively, do you suppose Trump has devoted to the questions involved in keeping Americans safe from COVID-19?

 

[cytg111]

And speaking of something to point and laugh at.... ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

While your son points at you and cries.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Guys, I think we can all agree that alternator-sized bulk beef is far more dangerous

 

[dawp]

Guys, I think we can all agree that alternator-sized bulk beef is far more dangerous

especially when used in tandem with a milk bag. that deadly combo will take out a city block!!

 

[purbeast0]

But guys, shooting people with paintballs is okay.

Soup = bad

Paintballs = good

Got it?

 

[mikeymikec]

and the media says, "This is just soup! These people are very very innocent! They're innocent people!

Not just 'innocent', but 'very very innocent'.

What do you guys think, was Trump speaking philosophically, questioning just how innocent of anything sinful any of us are in our lives, perhaps compared to the Lord?

Are we all just carrying soup in one way or another?

 

[pcgeek11]

While your son points at you and cries.

Not even close to the truth.

 

[pcgeek11]

But guys, shooting people with paintballs is okay.

Soup = bad

Paintballs = good

Got it?

If you had a choice which one would you rather get hit with?

I'll take a paint ball any day over a can of soup.

 

[mikeymikec]

If you had a choice which one would you rather get hit with?

I'll take a paint ball any day over a can of soup.

You mean, in the absurd scenario where you had the choice of one or the other but not neither?

Here's an idea, how about you address the point he was making?

 

[DarthKyrie]

I can throw around cinderblocks, red bricks would be even easier for me to throw and I'm only 6'1" and weigh about 220.

 

[ewdotson]

If you had a choice which one would you rather get hit with?

I'll take a paint ball any day over a can of soup.

So, to be clear - have there been any reports of an *actual* soup-throwing epidemic?

 

[purbeast0]

If you had a choice which one would you rather get hit with?

I'll take a paint ball any day over a can of soup.

How about neither.

 

[eelw]

Like yes, he has access to far more intelligence reports. So who knows if there are actual soup throwers and people in black clothes on planes But he’d do more for his credibility to provide the police reports on this and all the Antifa arrests. Nope paintballs used to provoke attacks and Riddenhouse was defending himself are perfectly fine without knowing any of that backstory. Just the video proof of them committing illegal acts.

 

[KMFJD]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1301132277422850059

look what #Soros and the antifa super scientists have concocted now, no cop is safe!

 

[cytg111]

Not even close to the truth.

Sure. Sure. At least the stupid dies with you.
Speaking on going rabid on the opposition, you think your pres will comment on daddys latest novichok adventure? Or is he staying quiet again again again. So velvet soft on Russia he might as well be a ..... and to be honest, with them bonespurs, he is.

 

[Homerboy]

I hate Trump as much as anyone, but I see what he was trying to say here. He's just too fucking stupid to formulate a coherent sentence that gets his point across (whatever that point may actually be).

On the same note, I have no problem with anyone taking what comes out of his anus shaped mouth and turning it into whatever mocking meme they desire. #fucktrump

 

[IronWing]

I can throw around cinderblocks, red bricks would be even easier for me to throw and I'm only 6'1" and weigh about 220.

Bags of soup are cheaper than bricks.

 

[soulcougher73]

I for one, love bringing my arsenal of soup from my pantry to a gun fight.