Trump sells digital trading cards at only $99 a piece

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Linux23

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Wait. Is this seriously real??? Holy fuck, I can't stop laughing.

send help

Tell me he doesn't look like a man under serious duress. Like a man so desperate to raise cash he'll say anything or do anything to achieve this. Poor sob.
 
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nakedfrog

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I haven't followed up on it, but allegedly in the terms they get a 10% cut if you resell one of these NFTs.
I did find it pretty damned funny when I saw this is what the "announcement" was.
 
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Lanyap

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Calling all rubes, calling all rubes. trump wants more of your money. The line starts on the left.

Fine print: when you order your first one you will automatically be enrolled in our monthly subscription where we send you one every month for the low price of $98. We need one year notice if you want to cancel this feature. You will need to create an Id on Social Truth and make a special request in a secret section.
 

Pens1566

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Calling all rubes, calling all rubes. trump wants more of your money. The line starts on the left.

Fine print: when you order your first one you will automatically be enrolled in our monthly subscription where we send you one every month for the low price of $98. We need one year notice if you want to cancel this feature. You will need to create an Id on Social Truth and make a special request in a secret section.

It really is.

I'm gonna take some of my downtime during the holidays and come up with a way to milk some $$$ from the cult.
 
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I haven't followed up on it, but allegedly in the terms they get a 10% cut if you resell one of these NFTs.
I did find it pretty damned funny when I saw this is what the "announcement" was.
Hmmm, I am certain I could sell 20 of these to Deplorable’s in my area, maybe more. Question is my $10 per transaction is that real cash (unlikely) or more digital cards or some Melania crypto/NFT thingy (much more likely).
 

feralkid

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Tell me he doesn't look like a man under serious duress. Like a man so desperate to raise cash he'll say anything or do anything to achieve this. Poor sob.


What a sorry mess; a burned out old buzzard.

I almost feel for the poor decrepit dope...almost.
 
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Meghan54

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Lol .. Trump has now become so unaware; he is self-mocking. That football one is hilarious. Is it just me or does that football look seriously underinflated? I guess it’s the only way he can hold it in one tiny hand, or he borrowed it from Tom Brady. And that astronaut pic looks like Biden. And every pic they made his hands gigantic. Not enough lol's to go around.

In further news, The Onion said it is ceasing publication: “We just can’t compete with this shit.”

Maybe it’s just a nice easy way for foreign interests to funnel money to him without actually having to buy anything. Since NFTs have zero actual value beyond what people claim they’re worth, no sticky “overvalued real estate” transactions to worry about.

I wonder if this is being categorized as campaign merchandise, or is it a business venture run by Trump the private citizen?

High school football. Smaller than college and much smaller than pro.
 

Bitek

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The Sharpie card is OP. Hope it gets nerfed in the next patch.

Can't wait for all the parody cards. Hope's there one with him and the umbrella on AF-1.

I want to see one of these

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ivwshane

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Trump steaks, Trump university, Trump magazine, etc. etc. He's just doing what he's always doing. The man would sell his soiled underwear if there was a market for it.

I don’t know about that but I do know he’d put his name on someone else’s soiled underwear if he thought he could make a buck on it.
 
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This is closer to reality than what they made, lol.
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This is closer to reality than what they made, lol.
Got the tiny hands with the sausage fingers right.💩
 
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Tsinni Dave

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I think those are just bad AI created images they're selling, because he's way too cheap to pay actual artists, let alone find a bunch of artists that bad and who want to ruin their portfolio futures.
 
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Hey @spe
Tiny sausage fingersOTE="Pohemi, post: 40911659, member: 146562"]
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This is closer to reality than what they made, lol.
Got the tiny hands with the sausage fingers right.💩
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BTW no way is Trump ever strapping or holding a gun. He is a pampered dude and he demands to be pampered. He is not taking a chance of having a gun go off and hurt himself or worse make him look like a fool.
Trump would carry a prop gun provided someone he trusted fully inspected the gun to ensure it is not a real gun or that it is absolutely positively not loaded.
 
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Bitek

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Trump steaks, Trump university, Trump magazine, etc. etc. He's just doing what he's always doing. The man would sell his soiled underwear if there was a market for it.

It's shameless. At the LGS, they sell Trump logoed magazines, other kitsch, as well as a $4000 Colt 1911, chambered in .45 of course. Color scheme is the expected white/gold dictator chic.

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Where the real money off the presidency is made!
 

SMOGZINN

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I think those are just bad AI created images they're selling, because he's way too cheap to pay actual artists, let alone find a bunch of artists that bad and who want to ruin their portfolio futures.
I'm sure they offered the artists 'exposure' for their work. The real question is are there any MAGA artists out there? I really don't know. Artists tend to be a bit crazy, but usually not in that way. I've had conversations with artists where they claimed some truly weird ideas, so I'm guessing that at least a few of them have latched onto the Q stuff.
 
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