Trump: Secret KGB Agent?

sportage

Lifer
Feb 1, 2008
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Trump: Secret KGB Agent?
Donald Trump very well could be.
Trump meets all the qualifications such as:

Has traveled outside of the country 167 times in the past four years.
Melania? Who knows where she really comes from. She does have a heavy foreign accent.
Trump kids all look Soviet KGB. Probably KGB agents assigned to appear as a family.
Trump loves and admires Vladimir Putin.
Trump defends Vladimir Putin.
Trump sent a public message to Putin encouraging cyber hacking of Hillary. And Putin obeyed.
Trump claims should he win, he will immediately have a meeting with Putin. No doubt some celebratory thing.
Trump x-campaign manager Paul Manafort had direct ties with Putin. Both financial and personal.
Trump doubts the very core of our American democracy system. Both democrat and republican.
Trump supports prison for his opponents. A common soviet KGB practice.
Trump supports walls, encasements, and mass deportation. A common soviet KGB practice.
Trump says he was born in Queens New York. But how do we really know?
Trump refuses to release his tax returns. And his birth certificate.
Trump claims the American electoral system is illegitimate.
Trump, as with Vladimir, will not tolerate opposition or challenge.
Trump first wife, Ivana Trump. The name Ivana? Of Russian origin.
Trump claim he attended New York Military Academy. But I'm hEarING, KGB Military Academy.
Trump has promised to lead America to the brink of nuclear war.
Trump has K G B tattooed under his comb over. Just next to birth mark 6 6 6.
Trump wears a red hat.

Donald Trump. KGB secret agent?
All the signs are clearly there.....

 

Balt

Lifer
Mar 12, 2000
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Even the best secret agent couldn't have turned the Republican Party into the dumpster fire it resembles today as well as Trump has.

He's more like an Inspector Clouseau, if Clouseau had been born into wealth and was really sexist and racist.
 
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