Trump passes a bill that says your post count is your yearly salary

[highland145]

MATOTGA

Sadly, we're effed. Thumper wasn't the problem.

 

[brianmanahan]

Sadly, we're effed. Thumper wasn't the problem.

the solution is obvious

unban theflyingpig

 

[sdifox]

Wait a minute, I am not even American, so no impact on me. Hurray!

 

[JEDIYoda]

Now you all understand why Mayne is my first choice to do my eulogy!!!
Carry on Bro!!!!

 

[LurchFrinky]

Umm...
Well Fuck!

 

[snoopy7548]

Technically, OP never specified which forums. Just "post count." Maybe this is a combined total of every post you've made on any message board.

 

[zinfamous]

Take my kids

first your dog, now your kids?

I notice that giving up on your weed hasn't come up, yet.

 

[Zeze]

first your dog, now your kids?

I notice that giving up on your weed hasn't come up, yet.

Oh Zinny, you know I'll always love you. <3

 

[BurnItDwn]

Hmm .... If I had my post count as my income in retirement, I think I would be OK, as I could live where costs are low and supplement my income with an unofficial distillery

 

[Ken g6]

Say, who inherits the income from posters who have passed away?

 

[lxskllr]

Say, who inherits the income from posters who have passed away?

If there was no specific mention in a will, it goes to the government; in this case Purch. They'll use it for the betterment of the forums by pissing it away on phone games, and photoshop licenses, cause they need that stuff; for reasons...

 

[brianmanahan]

Say, who inherits the income from posters who have passed away?

you collect the postcounts of everyone you permaban

 

[vi edit]

Top 1%
Suck it pleebs.

 

[Ken g6]

you collect the postcounts of everyone you permaban

Now that's what I call a perverse incentive!

 

[arch113]

How screwed are you?

Very...

 

[highland145]

Very...

Just say you're Jose and are seeking asylum.

 

[brainhulk]

See, that's why I'm voting Bernie. Universal upvotes for everyone. And Guaranteed minimum 30k post count. Otherwise I would be looking for a tactical tent

 

[highland145]

See, that's why I'm voting Bernie. Universal upvotes for everyone. And Guaranteed minimum 30k post count. Otherwise I would be looking for a tactical tent

So you're underachieving self wants a free ride? Maybe you could make a coat out of all those participation ribbons.

 

[Midwayman]

The thing is that the economy would adjust to the new income level pretty quickly. Though I'm not exactly into good income territory in post to USD conversion, I'm sure I'm in the top couple percent still. I'd be fine once things settled down.

 

[nakedfrog]

See, that's why I'm voting Bernie. Universal upvotes for everyone. And Guaranteed minimum 30k post count. Otherwise I would be looking for a tactical tent

Easy for you to say when you're not being assailed by demons and your god is all "deal with it, bruh".