- Feb 1, 2008
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So, what did we learn?
Protesters were paid to protest. Funny, no one sent me a check.
Abortion rights will go back to the states. That means a lot of road trips and the purchasing of bus tickets. Better start saving those dimes ladies.
Marriage equality is a settled deal. Well, Donald might want to tell that to his cabinet members Ben Carson and Mike Pence. Both would also love to return marriage back to the states.
Or better yet, just amend the US constitution.
And then we have Obamacare. That will be repealed and replaced minutes apart.
Not hours, not days, not weeks or not years apart, but within seconds apart.
The only hitch.... not one republican in congress or within Trump's circle have proven that any replacement plan even exists.
So we just have to trust them.
Just like the Jews trusted Hitler.
And Trump isn't about to shut down his twitter accounts anytime soon.
After all, "tweeting is a great way to communicate. And I have several million followers."
So, I guess that means some 20 - 25 million people will get early notice the missiles have been launched.
Twitter anyone?
Early notice might make the difference between full on nuclear blast to the face, or a slow simmering under the basement stairs.
Gee mom, do I smell skin for dinner?
And I learned something I didn't know.
Donald Trump and wife Melania sitting there together looked like some blind date computer mismatch.
If Donald had once tried to glance affectionately at Melania, I could see her slapping Donald's face.
Or maybe she would use one of those defensive tactical moves women learn from self defense class?
I had to wonder, do these two people even know each other?
I really doubt it.
I think that kid was smuggled into the country inside the same box as Melania.
America did not elect a new first family into the Whitehouse, they elected The Addams Family.
Oh boy America..... here you go.
And good luck with what you have done.
You'll need it. Luck that is.
A lot of luck.
Really YUGE amounts of luck.
Protesters were paid to protest. Funny, no one sent me a check.
Abortion rights will go back to the states. That means a lot of road trips and the purchasing of bus tickets. Better start saving those dimes ladies.
Marriage equality is a settled deal. Well, Donald might want to tell that to his cabinet members Ben Carson and Mike Pence. Both would also love to return marriage back to the states.
Or better yet, just amend the US constitution.
And then we have Obamacare. That will be repealed and replaced minutes apart.
Not hours, not days, not weeks or not years apart, but within seconds apart.
The only hitch.... not one republican in congress or within Trump's circle have proven that any replacement plan even exists.
So we just have to trust them.
Just like the Jews trusted Hitler.
And Trump isn't about to shut down his twitter accounts anytime soon.
After all, "tweeting is a great way to communicate. And I have several million followers."
So, I guess that means some 20 - 25 million people will get early notice the missiles have been launched.
Twitter anyone?
Early notice might make the difference between full on nuclear blast to the face, or a slow simmering under the basement stairs.
Gee mom, do I smell skin for dinner?
And I learned something I didn't know.
Donald Trump and wife Melania sitting there together looked like some blind date computer mismatch.
If Donald had once tried to glance affectionately at Melania, I could see her slapping Donald's face.
Or maybe she would use one of those defensive tactical moves women learn from self defense class?
I had to wonder, do these two people even know each other?
I really doubt it.
I think that kid was smuggled into the country inside the same box as Melania.
America did not elect a new first family into the Whitehouse, they elected The Addams Family.
Oh boy America..... here you go.
And good luck with what you have done.
You'll need it. Luck that is.
A lot of luck.
Really YUGE amounts of luck.