Trump mistakenly says Alabama in path of hurricane. Uses sharpie on NOAA map in effort to not admit he was wrong. (not Onion)

[Amused]

Holy shit. So Trump, rather than admit he was making shit up when he mentioned Alabama being in the path MODIFIES a NOAA weather map with a FUCKING SHARPIE and acts like we won't notice.

No, this isn't the fucking Onion. This isn't satire. He really fucking did this.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2019/09/04/president-trump-shows-doctored-hurricane-chart-was-it-cover-up-alabama-twitter-flub/

 

[purbeast0]

Yeah we've been discussing this since yesterday in the Dorian thread.

 

[snoopy7548]

Trump is the kind of person who always needs to make things look bigger than they actually are.

 

[UNCjigga]

Trump is the kind of person who always needs to make things look bigger than they actually are.

So you’re saying he’s already sharpied his groin area to make his dick shadow bigger?

 

[dank69]

I guess he couldn't find a white Sharpie. On the bright side we can conclude that Trump is definitely not a white supremacist.

 

[HomerJS]

Don't worry Slow will be by soon to claim it doesn't matter Trump lies and puts lives in danger.

Blame the media for talking about this.

 

[zinfamous]

My question is what is he actually trying to do here? Yes, it's 98% likely that this is Trump being his usual, pathetic, petty self refusing to admit how wrong he was, and carelessly committing a felony in the process just to defend his dumbass self, but it really is the dumbest of hills to die on.

Being that these storms and their landfall/effects can generate federal disaster spending to effected areas...he seems really fucking desperate to create evidence that Alabama will be effected by Dorian. Why is that? Let's ignore his pettiness. Let's instead wonder what the fuck kind of criminally deplorable Trump ally in Alabama has been promised Federal disaster funds by the Tangerine Venereal Disease.

It's always, always, always distraction, so what other kind of tax payer-funded criminal theft is this fuckstain actually trying to get away with?

 

[Amused]

Meanwhile...

 

[Amused]

Oh and now this!

 

[dank69]

You must include your personally written commentary in any P&N post.

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[dank69]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1169348607478075393

No, really, you MUST!

Perknose
Forum Director

 

[Jhhnn]

What does it mean when the acting head of DHS hands the President a doctored hurricane map?

 

[zinfamous]

Hey, remember when Trump fraudulently claimed 9-11 relief funds when absolutely none of his property was damaged or business was compromised during the attacks?

lol--I think the other week he handwaved that away with "probably some apartments were used to house some refuges or something like that, probably."

Holy shit what a fucking criminal asshole we have for president!

 

[purbeast0]

Funny how some very specific users conveniently are ignoring this thread.

 

[JSt0rm]

Ladies and gentlemen. We have elected a potato to the highest office of the land. God speed.

 

[HomerJS]

What does it mean when the acting head of DHS hands the President a doctored hurricane map?

We can't sue Trump because he is sitting President but the acting head of DHS is a party to a crime. Let's sue him

 

[VRAMdemon]

He's completely unqualified to hold a Sharpie.

 

[Homerboy]

Besides all the major fuckery he does, it's these little things that really drive the point home.

All he had to do... literally all he had to do... was say "ooops yeah that was just a slip. As it looks now, Alabama is not in Dorian's path" and this could have all been averted. But the narcissistic asshole just had double/triple/quadruple down on how HE WAS RIGHT and the LYING MEDIA is FAKE! Jesus Christ. I hated Donald Trump the person before he even announced his candidacy. I fucking loathe Donald Trump the president. This fucker is the worst example of a human being in my life time. There is no quality of him I don't despise.

 

[Bitek]

How pathetic.

Only thing that could top this if the doctored image turned out looking like cock and balls.

 

[Puffnstuff]

I can't wait for the next episode of Toddler Theater as presented by DJT.

 

[Homerboy]

Oh this is my favorite one yet!

 

[thraashman]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1169348607478075393

The funny thing about this one is that it's actually kinda true already. Obama's height is known to be 6'1". Trump claims a height of 6'3". Yet any photo of them next to each other shows they're the same height.

 

[Bitek]

The funny thing about this one is that it's actually kinda true already. Obama's height is known to be 6'1". Trump claims a height of 6'3". Yet any photo of them next to each other shows they're the same height.

He also claims to be only 239 lbs...

 

[BoomerD]

He also claims to be only 239 lbs...

Yeah...and I was built like a young Ah-Nold Schwartzenactor...until gravity got a hold of me...

 

[Indus]

The cuckold in chief who can't get laid without flashing $$$$ as witnessed by payments to Stormy Daniels and others is just using a sharpie to hide Arnold Schwarzenegger is Ivanka's real father.