Trump & Cohen vs The Onion

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https://www.theonion.com/the-onion-has-finally-read-michael-cohen-s-2013-email-1826197533


We would be more than willing to accommodate Mr. Cohen’s wishes—provided we get something in return, of course. A quid pro quo, if you will.

We believe the removal of the piece in exchange for influence over the president’s decision-making constitutes a more than reasonable deal, and we implore Mr. Cohen to meet with us without delay. We are happy to schedule around his upcoming court appearances.

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