See, this is all perfectly normal and acceptable corruption and crimes if you're a GOPer. It's the fake invented crimes that democrats do that are really super serious.
Being held on what I think I heard was a special super mega encrypted ultra secure intelligence server.
Which is weird thing to store them on, overly secure.
Every other administration puts the super secret stuff on that server and more mundane stuff on a less secure (presumably cheaper) server. No other administration has put all or the vast majority of calls on the super secure server.
Hello China or Germany or France or Denmark or Mexico....You will be greatly rewarded by our press if you can retrieve the messages.