Trump appoints Dr Oz, Lou Ferrigno, Bill Belichick to his council on sport, fitness and nutrition

[Thebobo]

"The White House announced Friday that President Donald Trump intends to appoint Mehmet Oz, better known as Dr. Oz, to his council on sport, fitness and nutrition." Trump is also adding bodybuilder Lou Ferrigno, (TVs the Hulk) and New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick to the council.

So I see it,
For sports - Coach Bill the cheat Belichick
For fitness - The Hulk
and for Nutrition Dr wacky

Might not be be a bad idea since they are all on TV trump can critique their ratings

 

[IronWing]

Lou poses, Dr. Oz explains how you can look like this with his amazing new diet, and Belichick offers tips for cheating on your new diet.

 

[brycejones]

But they must be experts, they are celebrities. So only the best people

 

[dank69]

Dr Oz the scam artist will fit right in.

 

[TheVrolok]

Dr Oz the scam artist will fit right in.

This. He disgusts me.

 

[Puffnstuff]

I'm waiting for him to put a convicted arsonist in charge of the forest service.

 

[thraashman]

I'm waiting for him to put a convicted arsonist in charge of the forest service.

Arsonists don't get rich off burning down the forest. He's more likely to appoint someone who owns a company known for clear-cutting the rainforest. He appoints people who gets rich off of ruining the lives of others, not just because they're a terrible appointment. Has to be money in it.

 

[Commodus]

Surprised he didn't pick someone who would tell him that non-stop McDonald's, Diet Coke and four hours of sleep per day are part of a healthy regimen.

In a sense, Trump's fundamentally unhealthy habits are the world's saving grace: he probably doesn't have much longer precisely because he's both eating himself to an early grave and chooses doctors that rubber stamp his bad behavior.

 

[fleshconsumed]

I'm waiting for him to put a convicted arsonist in charge of the forest service.

Has he had his own TV show yet? That seems to be the only real qualification to be in the White House these days.

 

[Amused]

Oh great.

A snake oil salesman and pseudoscience promoter, a roid head and a cheater.

All the best people...

 

[Puffnstuff]

Arsonists don't get rich off burning down the forest. He's more likely to appoint someone who owns a company known for clear-cutting the rainforest. He appoints people who gets rich off of ruining the lives of others, not just because they're a terrible appointment. Has to be money in it.

Well I based that upon the current trend of installing persons who have the ability to burn the house down around him.

 

[sandorski]

Lou Ferigno is still alive?

 

[IronWing]

Lou Ferigno is still alive?

Is that a requirement to work in the Trump administration? Someone better tell Kellyanne.

 

[Puffnstuff]

Is that a requirement to work in the Trump administration? Someone better tell Kellyanne.

Hey when I saw Kellyanne on CNN this morning she actually looked descent. I swear she's either got a running tab with Botox or her complexion is bipolar.

 

[outriding]

I am surprised that he did not put lance armstrong in that group

 

[WHAMPOM]

We have fallen into a comic book and woken up as the Bazzaro world of Superman.

 

[Lanyap]

What a clusterfsck.

 

[kage69]

So lame. Trumps position on nutrition and sportsmanship would have been better represented by Colonel Sanders, the Hamburgler and Martin Shkreli (nothing another pardon couldn't manage).

 

[MrSquished]

So lame. Trumps position on nutrition and sportsmanship would have been better represented by Colonel Sanders, the Hamburgler and Martin Shkreli (nothing another pardon couldn't manage).

I think we can fit Tony the Tiger in there somewhere

 

[pauldun170]

Thought this was a satire thread since it was missing the link but....
https://www.whitehouse.gov/presiden...appoint-personnel-key-administration-posts-7/

lol.
Nope

For real

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Looks like Trump just figured out there is a Council on Sport, Fitness and Nutrition.

 

[zinfamous]

I'm waiting for him to put a convicted arsonist in charge of the forest service.

well you have to be a celebrity first to appease the president. So it would probably be one of those dudes that lights his farts or shoves roman candles in his butt on Youtube.