Truck-Nuts

[mizzou]

I really want to covertly place these on someones truck just for kicks

http://www.truck-nuts.com/

Anyone on OT prove that they ride with these?

 

[Gooberlx2]

I can't help but roll my eyes right out of their sockets every time I see those on any vehicle.

 

[JJ650]

I never understood the point of the dirty danglers. A guy I worked with had them on his jeep, that never went anywhere off road. Blue balls on black jeep. Dumb looking to say the least.

 

[Ronstang]

You have to be a real low class piece of shit to hang those off of a truck that frequents public roadways. They weren't even funny the first time I saw them, and I'm no prude by any means.

 

[olds]

I really want to covertly place these on someones truck just for kicks

http://www.truck-nuts.com/

Anyone on OT prove that they ride with these?

Just use the nuts that are constantly on your chin.

 

[olds]

You have to be a real low class piece of shit to hang those off of a truck that frequents public roadways. They weren't even funny the first time I saw them, and I'm no prude by any means.

This

 

[lxskllr]

You have to be a real low class piece of shit to hang those off of a truck that frequents public roadways. They weren't even funny the first time I saw them, and I'm no prude by any means.

^^^

 

[bctbct]

I saw a toyota tacoma hauling a full pallet of drywall mud. The weight had the nuts dragging on the ground when it drove off. The next day I saw the same truck and the nuts were gone. LOL

 

[mizzou]

The "flesh" tone look does make me gag, which in turn makes me laugh

 

[QueBert]

I'm going to mod my Camry so I can put some dangling nutts on it to fuck with the truck fuckers who think these are cool. Maybe I'll murder it out too.

 

[bobdole369]

They are everywhere around here. Or used to be, until some judge somewhere deemed them illegal. At least the ones that looked like actual scrotums. Now cops confiscate and call it obscene.

I prefer this one guys who are original and welded his own large hex nuts to a chain for the hitch.

 

[Raduque]

Those things are completely tasteless.

 

[KillerCharlie]

You have to be a real low class piece of shit to hang those off of a truck that frequents public roadways. They weren't even funny the first time I saw them, and I'm no prude by any means.

QFT


One thing I do find a bit funny is when people hang two hex nuts. It's much more subtle and clever.

 

[broon]

They go perfect with the Calvin pissing sticker in the back window. Maybe a few chrome ladies...and some sort of back off or I'll shoot sticker.

 

[mmntech]

You have to be a real low class piece of shit to hang those off of a truck that frequents public roadways. They weren't even funny the first time I saw them, and I'm no prude by any means.

The people who buy these are the same people who buy flavoured condoms. Just one of the many items I've found in rental cars. :hmm:

 

[JulesMaximus]

It's a gay thing. Only queers hang nuts on their vehicles.

Everyone knows this.

 

[Zebo]

You have to be a real low class piece of shit to hang those off of a truck that frequents public roadways. They weren't even funny the first time I saw them, and I'm no prude by any means.

Perfectly stated.

 

[dainthomas]

I never understood the point of the dirty danglers. A guy I worked with had them on his jeep, that never went anywhere off road. Blue balls on black jeep. Dumb looking to say the least.

It means he likes nuts. He was probably trying to tell you something. :sneaky:

 

[foghorn67]

Those things are completely tasteless.

Did you try licking them or something?

I hope they get pulled over and ticketed.

 

[Colt45]

It's a good caveman-detector.

 

[Sumguy]

I've seen them on sports cars, too. Of all the stupid shit people put on their cars, its probably the only thing that makes me really question the driver's intelligence.

 

[hellfreeze]

You have to be a real low class piece of shit to hang those off of a truck that frequents public roadways. They weren't even funny the first time I saw them, and I'm no prude by any means.

This.

 

[BUTCH1]

What a perfect way to inform all who don't know you already that you have an IQ of about 6...

 

[dpearson]

They are everywhere around here. Or used to be, until some judge somewhere deemed them illegal. At least the ones that looked like actual scrotums. Now cops confiscate and call it obscene.

So does that mean that there's a box in a police station somewhere full of rubber scrotums?

I'm really glad to see everyone's opinion on truck nuts. I cringe every time I see them.

 

[melchoir]

In my mind a big ass truck is not complete without a nice set of bumper nuts hanging off the hitch.