truck full of meat crashes into a truck full of onions

[brainhulk]

http://jalopnik.com/5918380/a-truck-full-of-meat-collided-with-a-truck-full-of-onions

The driver of a meat truck fell asleep at the wheel on I-95 in Florida this morning, crashing into the back of an onion truck while he was driving approximately 80 mph. Meat and onions spilled everywhere, but thankfully, no one was killed.

All you'd need for a really huge freeway block party would be a dump truck full of potatoes and a tanker or two of cheap beer.
Spilled fuel and transmission fluid doused any unrealistic hopes anyone may have ever harbored about having a massive freeway picnic, and authorities closed the road for a few hours while cleanup crews took care of the mess.

anyone got any tortillas?

 

[T_Yamamoto]

I'll bring the chips. Someone give me a ride?

 

[TXHokie]

I've got hoagie and provolone cheese

 

[DigDog]

damn. now we just need a truck of frying pans and a truck of fire and we got dinner.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

damn. now we just need a truck of frying pans and a truck of fire and we got dinner.

 

[BladeVenom]

I'll bring the chips.

 

[ViperXX]

Reminds me of a joke.

If a truck full of water and a truck full of vinegar collide you know what sound it makes?

DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[sactoking]

That's almost enough beef and onion for Michael Moore to make one trip to White Castle.

 

[SKORPI0]

 

[Away]

snip

I was going to offer too bring some beer, but it looks like you beat me to it.