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Trojan MR2 Spyders are the best condoms ever made

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iluvtruenos

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So I was sitting there at my computer doing the usual pr0n searching when I realized that I bought a box of condoms to impress a guy that was in the Walgreens that I went to to get an X-Men magazine, but got a box of condoms instead.

So anyway, I put one on, and it feels kinda weird. Then I decide to play with my shifter a little to see if I can have any fun.

BAM! I shift into first. Nothing yet. BOOM! Second, getting some twitching action, dump the clutch and pop it into third. Nothing yet, but getting there. Slap it into fourth and feel the little banger pulsing. Slide it into fifth and finish off.

Now I'm heavily breathing and decide that these were in fact worth the $6.99 that I paid.

I decide to slowly downshift back to neutral and go wipe up.

After all that, I took a shower, and put the condom back in the box. No girl can touch them.
 
Originally posted by: iluvtruenos
So I was sitting there at my computer doing the usual pr0n searching when I realized that I bought a box of condoms to impress a guy that was in the Walgreens that I went to to get an X-Men magazine, but got a box of condoms instead.

So anyway, I put one on, and it feels kinda weird. Then I decide to play with my shifter a little to see if I can have any fun.

BAM! I shift into first. Nothing yet. BOOM! Second, getting some twitching action, dump the clutch and pop it into third. Nothing yet, but getting there. Slap it into fourth and feel the little banger pulsing. Slide it into fifth and finish off.

Now I'm heavily breathing and decide that these were in fact worth the $6.99 that I paid.

I decide to slowly downshift back to neutral and go wipe off.

After all that, I took a shower, and put the condom back in the box. I might need it later.
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