Originally posted by: Stumps
hey, we don't just let anybody come into our country...
unless you come by run down old wooden boats, than you'll get a free run of Australia.
hmmm let me see
Sydney = Great fun, but too many crazy Asian drivers
<-- watch out for lebanese gangs roaming cronulla beating up life savers, pretty diverse town, is good to visit.
Melbourne = Stinky shit hole that needs to be nuked
<-- Agreed, you might as well go to europe, they are all fags
Canberra = boring and expensive
<-- The war mueseum and memorial is worth a vist the rest is lame. The aboriginals used to have a caravan set up out the front of Parliment dont know if thats still there
Brisbane and Gold Coast = Awesome place if you like boobs, but way too many drunk teenagers (dudes not chicks) there.
<- Brisbane after dark is the offical fight club. If you like being in a traffic jam its a geat place to visit... keep an eye out for their new underground traffic jams that are on the way. Brisbane does have the best bogans.
Darwin = hmmm not going to comment on the locals, but get used to the expression " got 20 cents bro" or "can I have a piece of ya pie cuz"
<- cant go swimming in the summer too many crocs.
Adelaide = nice and spacy but too many crazy Aussie drivers, and way too many churches
<-- adelaide is the city of the hoon. Every street has a burnout mark on it. Also, they have the shark copter, they spot for great white sharks and the drinking water tastes yucky.
Perth = hmmm never been over that far so you'll need to ask Dug777 bout that place, I hear it's real nice though.
<-- it is a georgous place, but watch out for the fremantle doctor it will carve you up. great if your into windsurfing.
Hobart = only if you like brother-sister couples and missing front teeth...ya all come back now!
<-- American nuclear subs like to pop up next you to say hello (it happened to me)
Try not to plan a trip around using rental cars, fuel is stupidly expensive here, especally in NSW and VIC but that's because we subsidise the rest of the lazy ass country with our higher taxes
<-- Queensland does have cheapest fuel..