Trey Parker's and Matt Stone's hilarious press release

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: darkswordsman17

Originally posted by: jbourne77
Tom Cruise is going to have Anand remove this rediculously inflammatory thread!!!!

(the pics at Wikipedia are awesome btw)

Under what topic? Scientology I'm assuming.

Sorry -
Xenu

The renditions of the Xenu character and one of the "spaceships" he used to transport people to Earth are pretty hillarious given their context.

 

[BW86]

:laugh:

Xenu

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: darkswordsman17

Originally posted by: jbourne77
Tom Cruise is going to have Anand remove this rediculously inflammatory thread!!!!

(the pics at Wikipedia are awesome btw)

Under what topic? Scientology I'm assuming.

Sorry -
Xenu

The renditions of the Xenu character and one of the "spaceships" he used to transport people to Earth are pretty hillarious given their context.

Yeah, this snippet pretty much explains everything you need to know about how Hubbard came up with Scientology...

His assistant at the time, Virginia Downsborough, said that he "was existing almost totally on a diet of drugs."

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I prefered Frank Zappa's take on it on Joe's Garage.

 

[mb]

Stone responded: "In 10 years and over 150 episodes of South Park, Isaac never had a problem with the show making fun of Christians, Muslim, Mormons or Jews. He got a sudden case of religious sensitivity when it was his religion featured on the show."

Naturally.

 

[lrad50]

I am going to sueee you!

 

[archiloco]

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: darkswordsman17

Originally posted by: jbourne77
Tom Cruise is going to have Anand remove this rediculously inflammatory thread!!!!

(the pics at Wikipedia are awesome btw)

Under what topic? Scientology I'm assuming.

Sorry -
Xenu

The renditions of the Xenu character and one of the "spaceships" he used to transport people to Earth are pretty hillarious given their context.

Yeah, this snippet pretty much explains everything you need to know about how Hubbard came up with Scientology...

His assistant at the time, Virginia Downsborough, said that he "was existing almost totally on a diet of drugs."

i was going to comment on this too....i mean how thick do you have to be to belive in this??? anybody know how many people do in this earth errr. i mean "teegraak"

 

[chuckywang]

Don't they mean $cientology?

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: darkswordsman17

Originally posted by: ViRGE
It will be interesting to see what the first episode of the new season will be like. Hayes quit far enough in advance that Stone & Parker could do a whole show from scratch, so they may have a rebuttal episode as soon as Wednesday.

I'm curious to see their response as well. They're going to have to get rid of Chef somehow won't they?

I was thinking that they'll build it up like its going to be some big thing, and then they'll either kill Chef right at the beginning of the episode and then not mention him at all after that, or else the opposite (not mention him at all during the episode and then he gets killed right at the end).

haha, i would go like half way through the episode and all of a sudden cut to a blurb of chef dying somehow, make it only like 3 seconds long, and then go right back to where they left off. would be hilarious.

or go all the way through without mentioning him and then at the last few seconds of th eshow kill him off and cut right to the credits

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: jbourne77
Sorry -
Xenu

The renditions of the Xenu character and one of the "spaceships" he used to transport people to Earth are pretty hillarious given their context.

The space planes were exact copies of Douglas DC-8s, "except the DC-8 had fans, propellers on it and the space plane didn't." DC-8s have jet engines, not propellers, although Hubbard may have meant the turbine fans.

Douglas, you foul betrayer of the human race!

Good thing they have wings and tails, I mean, I'd hate to be lacking in control surfaces if I ran into any SPACE ATMOSPHERE.

 

[Vette73]

Originally posted by: Playmaker

Originally posted by: ballmode
how can you believe something like that? i mean this stuff goes against alot of science, then again faith...

Yeah, it's almost as crazy as virgin births and resurrections. There are a lot of nuts out there.

Also just saw this. Not sure if it is true or not?
Isaac Hayes did not quit "South Park."

 

[iamaelephant]

Isaac Hayes is a dick.

 

[Baked]

Man, I still can't believe Chef's a scientologist too.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Marlin1975

Originally posted by: Playmaker

Originally posted by: ballmode
how can you believe something like that? i mean this stuff goes against alot of science, then again faith...

Yeah, it's almost as crazy as virgin births and resurrections. There are a lot of nuts out there.

Also just saw this. Not sure if it is true or not?
Isaac Hayes did not quit "South Park."

Doesn't sound very credible..

 

[everman]

Hail Xenu, and Hallowed are the Ori.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

I want to get a scientology book so I can laugh my ass off now.

 

[Vette73]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: Marlin1975

Originally posted by: Playmaker

Originally posted by: ballmode
how can you believe something like that? i mean this stuff goes against alot of science, then again faith...

Yeah, it's almost as crazy as virgin births and resurrections. There are a lot of nuts out there.

Also just saw this. Not sure if it is true or not?
Isaac Hayes did not quit "South Park."

Doesn't sound very credible..

well it is from fox news

 

[Aquila76]

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: darkswordsman17

Originally posted by: jbourne77
Tom Cruise is going to have Anand remove this rediculously inflammatory thread!!!!

(the pics at Wikipedia are awesome btw)

Under what topic? Scientology I'm assuming.

Sorry -
Xenu

The renditions of the Xenu character and one of the "spaceships" he used to transport people to Earth are pretty hillarious given their context.

Yeah, this snippet pretty much explains everything you need to know about how Hubbard came up with Scientology...

His assistant at the time, Virginia Downsborough, said that he "was existing almost totally on a diet of drugs."

Am I the only one who thinks Xenu looks like Mr. Clean dressed like a pirate?

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Aquila76
Am I the only one who thinks Xenu looks like Mr. Clean dressed like a pirate?

He looks like a Sealab character to me.