Trailer Hitch Nut Sack

dmw16

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Im sure a lot of you have seen this rubber nut sacks people hang from there trailer hitches. This things drive me crazy. Is it just me?

Can I hang a rubber dildo, or vagina from my bumper?
 

IronWing

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Originally posted by: dmw16
Im sure a lot of you have seen this rubber nut sacks people hang from there trailer hitches. This things drive me crazy. Is it just me?

Can I hang a rubber dildo, or vagina from my bumper?

Go for it. Keep in mind that most folks here wouldn't be able to identify the second one.
 

gwrober

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Originally posted by: skulkingghost
Personally I dont see the humor in them at all.

I see quite a few of them around here (central Texas) - I admit, they had a 'novelty' at first, but they really should stop now.
 

Kelemvor

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I saw one on the back of a Semi truck today. No trailer hitch or anything, just the ball sack hanging from the back...
 

Cyco

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It's got to be one of the stupidest things ever (except for those getting royalties on them) +1 Redneck I suppose.
 

BoomerD

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I don't care for them myself...they look pretty stupid IMO.

Along those lines, I hate the idiots who fly flags from the beds of their trucks. That beats the flags to shreds. If you wanna destroy an American flag, do it the honorable way...burn it.
 

dmw16

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i figure, if getting a huge truck is trying to compensate...imagine what it means with the giant balls...
 

Jeff7

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Put the dildo on the front bumper, and the vagina on the back bumper.

Either way, rear-ending someone else, or getting rear-ended yourself, it just becomes fun.
 

Rike

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Originally posted by: BoomerD
I don't care for them myself...they look pretty stupid IMO.

Indeed.

Originally posted by: dmw16
i figure, if getting a huge truck is trying to compensate...imagine what it means with the giant balls...

I think it's an inverse ratio thing.
 

DangerAardvark

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Does it disturb anyone else that the nuts are perfectly hairless? Report them for child pornography.
 

GuitarDaddy

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I recommend the next time you see a pair on a parked truck give them a swift kick!

That'll show um whose boss
 

pyonir

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I thought they were lame as hell the first time i ever heard of them...a long time ago. My feelings have not changed.
 

dmw16

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i dont really even get how they are legal. im sure if i had a big dildo on my bumper id get pulled over.
 

pyonir

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Originally posted by: dmw16
i dont really even get how they are legal. im sure if i had a big dildo on my bumper id get pulled over.

Try it. Report back with findings.
 

Throckmorton

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Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: dmw16
i dont really even get how they are legal. im sure if i had a big dildo on my bumper id get pulled over.

Try it. Report back with findings.

Hopefully he gets pulled over by a lady cop with an itch that needs scratching.
 

pyonir

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Originally posted by: Throckmorton
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: dmw16
i dont really even get how they are legal. im sure if i had a big dildo on my bumper id get pulled over.

Try it. Report back with findings.

Hopefully he gets pulled over by a lady cop with an itch that needs scratching.

:music:bad 80's porn music :music:
 

Alistar7

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Originally posted by: dmw16
i dont really even get how they are legal. im sure if i had a big dildo on my bumper id get pulled over.

Or chased by horny women....