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Trailblazer+deer+120MPH
- Thread starter Demon-Xanth
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PottedMeat
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- Apr 17, 2002
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That looks like what happens when you're in the front passenger seat talking to someone in the back seat and your gun 'accidentally' goes off.
ViviTheMage
Lifer
Krazy4Real
Lifer
- Oct 3, 2003
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i helped clean up after a motorcycle accident in 2002.
that was Harley with middle-aged couple + compact pick-up (with teenaged girl
driving) + 45 mph.
they wrapped the woman's arm in my beach towel.
free anatomy lesson.
that was Harley with middle-aged couple + compact pick-up (with teenaged girl
driving) + 45 mph.
they wrapped the woman's arm in my beach towel.
free anatomy lesson.
Anubis
No Lifer
Ted: "Barry, did you remember the shells?"
Barry: "No. Shit. I thought you were bringing the ammo. I borrowed Frank's rifle for you."
Ted: "Well I thought if you were borrowing the rifle you'd be getting the shells too."
Barry: "Ted we're 8 hours into this trip in the middle of the hills with no ammo. How are we going to hunt? Fuck!"
Ted: "Might as well turn back."
Barry: "No way man. Not a chance. We came here to deer hunt we're damn well going to deer hunt."
Ted: "With our bare hands? Maybe we can whack them over the head with our rifles, Barry...."
Barry: "Alright, shut the fuck up. Any real ideas?"
<silence....>
Barry: "Wait... I got it. Ted. Speed up and turn the high beams on."
Barry: "No. Shit. I thought you were bringing the ammo. I borrowed Frank's rifle for you."
Ted: "Well I thought if you were borrowing the rifle you'd be getting the shells too."
Barry: "Ted we're 8 hours into this trip in the middle of the hills with no ammo. How are we going to hunt? Fuck!"
Ted: "Might as well turn back."
Barry: "No way man. Not a chance. We came here to deer hunt we're damn well going to deer hunt."
Ted: "With our bare hands? Maybe we can whack them over the head with our rifles, Barry...."
Barry: "Alright, shut the fuck up. Any real ideas?"
<silence....>
Barry: "Wait... I got it. Ted. Speed up and turn the high beams on."
What's to be queasy about? It's just blood and deer chunks. I swear to god, people have gotten soft these days.
thecoolnessrune
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JulesMaximus
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- Jul 3, 2003
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man, i really hope you dont get into an accident sometime soon... even if you're killed ill just say "eh, one less stupid vehicle on the road" (yes i know stupid useless vehicle is SUV blah blah blah, but any vehicle you drive absolutely must be useless)
JulesMaximus
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