Tragedy strikes New York Knicks season ticket holders

[Miramonti]

After driving the team into the ground, and the payroll into the heavens, Isaiah Thomas has been given the green light to continue doing more of the same.

All New York Knicks season ticket holders have been placed on suicide watch, and 911 operators have been all called in for overtime shifts to respond to the looming crisis.

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[vi edit]

But with New York (29-34) already six wins better than last season and currently eighth in the Eastern Conference

That's really the saddest part of it all. 5 wins below 500 and you *STILL* are in the playoff hunt.

*sigh*

The east sucks.

 

[Phokus]

LOL

edit: He was probably in the same fraternity as Matt Millen... how do these bozos keep getting re-signed?

 

[Queasy]

<Tour Guide>And this kids is how you kill the reputation you earned as one of the greatest point guards in the NBA.</Tour Guide>

 

[Dacalo]

Wow, I feel for Knicks fans. My Kings aren't doing any better, but at least Geoff Petrie is a competent man.

LOL @ the title.