Tragedy: Milk bag spout cut too wide

[Red Squirrel]

This is a pretty serious tragedy that many Canadians sometimes suffer from. Always use the designated cutter tool, it's the only way to be safe!

Tragedy: Milk bag spout cut too wide

Markham, ON — Tragedy struck a family home Tuesday morning after local father Russ Melman cut the spout of a milk bag too wide. Mr. Melman said he immediately realized his mistake, but the damage had already been done. Melman’s daughter Allison was the first to bear the brunt of her father’s...

www.thebeaverton.com

 

[Zanovar]

“That spout became a gaping mouth of destruction, consuming all in its path,” said a sombre, milk-covered Allison Melman hahahahah

 

[randay]

thoughts and prayers. american stands with the melmans

 

[Zanovar]

 

[BoomerD]

If only there was some kind of...plastic jug...or paperboard carton that could hold milk...then this senseless tragedy might have been avoided.

 

[allisolm]

The real tragedy is that a "milk bag" exists.

 

[rstrohkirch]

The real tragedy is that a "milk bag" exists.

Pretty sure they've existed for an estimated 200,000 years.

 

[Fritzo]

This is a pretty serious tragedy that many Canadians sometimes suffer from. Always use the designated cutter tool, it's the only way to be safe!

Tragedy: Milk bag spout cut too wide

Markham, ON — Tragedy struck a family home Tuesday morning after local father Russ Melman cut the spout of a milk bag too wide. Mr. Melman said he immediately realized his mistake, but the damage had already been done. Melman’s daughter Allison was the first to bear the brunt of her father’s...

www.thebeaverton.com

Milk comes in bags?????

 

[Artorias]

Milk comes in bags?????

Yes. Personally I like to call them fun bags.

 

[BoomerD]

Yes. Personally I like to call them fun bags.

I have no doubt that "vacations" would result if we posted pics of those milk bags...

 

[Mayne]

that reminds me. I hate my bag holder...the bag never fully slides to the bottom and too much is above the container resulting in a lot of spilt milk.

 

[lxskllr]

So how does a bag of milk work? Image search wasn't very helpful. Looks like you stick it in a pitcher, and pour from that? Doesn't milk get between the bag and the pitcher? Looks like a stupid system in case...

 

[Red Squirrel]

So how does a bag of milk work? Image search wasn't very helpful. Looks like you stick it in a pitcher, and pour from that? Doesn't milk get between the bag and the pitcher? Looks like a stupid system in case...

That's basically it, you put the bag in the pitcher and clip the end, no milk gets in between unless it dribbles.

Been a very long time since I dealt with milk bags though, I live alone so if I buy milk for anything it's in the smallest carton I can find. Bags are mostly for big families as it usually comes in 3 if I recall. Typical to get them that way at corner stores etc. Grocery stores will have jugs and other formats too.

 

[ElFenix]

homo floppy milk

 

[BudAshes]

Old news man. 2017 is the date listed on that article, those people are clearly dead by now from milk deprivation.

 

[snoopy7548]

I don't get how Canada has universal healthcare, but they still put their milk into bags. Score one for 'Murica!

 

[feralkid]

The real tragedy is that a "milk bag" exists.

You got something against mammals?

 

[Spacehead]

If only there was some kind of...plastic jug...or paperboard carton that could hold milk...then this senseless tragedy might have been avoided.

Would probably be easier to put a picture of a missing child on such a thing, if it existed. Won't someone think of the children!!!


Never heard of the Beaverton. Is that the Canadian Onion?
Nice headlines thought:
"Report: Outbreak of idiocy spreading 10,000 times faster than coronavirus"
"Health Canada suggests limiting alcohol to 2 drinks per day unless you’ve already had 3 in which case fuck it"

 

[sdifox]

I don't get how Canada has universal healthcare, but they still put their milk into bags. Score one for 'Murica!

A lot less plastic is used in bags than jugs.

 

[Micrornd]

Would probably be easier to put a picture of a missing child on such a thing, if it existed. Won't someone think of the children!!!

They put the picture of the missing child in the milk bag, it's a Canadian Cracker Jack thing, a prize in every bag