TP Police here we come

[Comanche]

I saw this and I thought it so funny to be suggested. It is really worth a look.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

So I am wondering who she thinks should be the ones to police the Toilet paper? And, will does she think that people should be able to stock pile thier one piece of toilet paper if they don't use it? Who will be the person that has to say "Im sorry Miss, but you have already used your allotment for this trip to the toilet."

 

[imported_Shivetya]

I think Rosie said it best "Have you seen my ass"? when she heard about the one piece usage.

 

[Zepper]

Now Crow claims (on her blog) it was a joke - well, she should be careful how she jokes as this was well within the realm of probability for a Hollyweird lefty idea.

Health Tip

Here's something that appeared in a thread on another forum on this topic:

Old HS buddy of mine used to take really grizzly ones and would never wipe! The reason I knew he didn't wipe is he would crap with the bathroom door open, which really creeped me out because his folks were home. I asked him why he didn't wipe and his response was: "I don't like to take the time". Guess that's why he didn't have any girlfriends!

Hey Shivetya,
. I really like your sig. You must be a fellow libertarian.

.bh.

 

[MonkeyK]

Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. When presenting this idea to my younger brother, who's judgment I trust implicitly, he proposed taking it one step further. I believe his quote was, "how bout just washing the one square out."

How could that be interpreted as anything other than a joke?

Gotta digg Sheryl Crow, she's beautiful and likes the toilet humor. Lance is a fool.

 

[shira]

Originally posted by: MonkeyK
Gotta digg Sheryl Crow, she's beautiful and likes the toilet humor. Lance is a fool.

Not saying Lance isn't a fool, but there is a tad more to relationships than attraction and laughs.

 

[Zepper]

Recent research suggest that forests use as much oxygen in decomposition as is produced by them - net oxygen for the atmosphere = 0. And of course it has been long theorized that most atmospheric oxygen is produced by the cracking of water vapor by the sun in the upper atmosphere. Cheryl may be cute but she should "Shut up and sing." No one should give a flip what the Hollyweird morons believe about the ecology.

/b.h.

 

[BigJelly]

Originally posted by: MonkeyK

Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. When presenting this idea to my younger brother, who's judgment I trust implicitly, he proposed taking it one step further. I believe his quote was, "how bout just washing the one square out."

How could that be interpreted as anything other than a joke?

Gotta digg Sheryl Crow, she's beautiful and likes the toilet humor. Lance is a fool.

Because hollywood lefties are extremely dumb. She claims it was a joke; AFTER it was pointed out how stupid of an idea it was/is. Are her washable slieves a joke too, or just another example of her brainchilds.

Lance was lucky to get out; Crow makes Simpson look like a rocket scientist.

 

[MonkeyK]

You people who think it was a serious comment have got to be insane:

When presenting this idea to my younger brother, who's judgment I trust implicitly, he proposed taking it one step further. I believe his quote was, "how bout just washing the one square out."

Just because you do not posess a sense of humor doesn't mean that nobody else does.

 

[funboy6942]

This reminded me of a thing my step father showed me when I was a kid. How to wipe your ass with just one square of toilet paper.

Take the one square, then fold the half in half, and then in the middle of the half tear off a corner piece so when you open it you have a perfect hole in the middle of the paper. Now stick your finger in the hole and use your finger to clean your ass. This way you don't get any poop on your other knuckles as you clean, and when done use the paper to clean your finger off, and the part you tore off to clean under your finger nail.

Done, cleaned ass, with one square of paper, and it can be done, been cleaning my ass this way ever since. Wanna shake hands on it 🙂