Touchy subject (literally) I need help. Oh boy this is embarassing.

Piano Man

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Ok, I hope you guys aren't eating lunch, here's the deal. I have never had a rash before in my life, but oh boy did I wake up to one today. I can barely walk if you can catch where this sucker is. Anyways, I don't know what is a good topical for this. I don't think I can go to work unless I get some relief. Please tell me what I need to buy ASAP? :eek:
 

Piano Man

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I don't know, I just woke up and BAM, there it was. Aren't there any over the counter solutions for this?
 

SaltBoy

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From the Brak Show:

"Friendship is like an ointment
When you've been stung by 50 bees
Whereever you will rub it
You'll know it feels better
Because it's a topical analgesic!"


Sorry, couldn't help myself...

In all seriousness, though, would aloe vera work?
 

Jhill

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The more important question is what did you do last night? And do you have pics?
 

308nato

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Flesh eating virus dude, your toast. (Or at the least, shorty will be your new nick).
 

Bulk Beef

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So if you were out camping and you woke up and your ass hurt...


Nah, nevermind. :D
 

Fritzo

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Benedrill <sp?> works really well for rashes...but it takes 10-20 minutes to take effect. Lanacane works really well too, but most topical antihistamines only work for about an hour or so.
 

b0mbrman

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Use gold bond *medicated* foot powder (the blue one) if the skin's not broken...if the skin is* broken, clean it and use neosporin for a week first...
 

bmacd

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<< The more important question is what did you do last night? And do you have pics? >>



"WHO" did you do last night is a better question IMO.

-=bmacd=-

p.s. well, do ya have any pics???
 

gunf1ghter

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Well, I hope it all works out for you... you should really stop banging it against the door though. ;)