Top ways work would be different without computer

[rudeguy]

-Bill Gates toils away in the mailroom.

-Avoiding work by instant messaging your friends is a lot less fun when you have use the office telegraph.
-Wite-Out would be sold in 55 gallon drums

-Dude, you're gettin' an abacust!

-With a ten key machine and a ledger paper, it takes much longer to convert insane assumptions into outrageous projections.

-Millions of office workers would require retraining to actually learn the rules of solitaire

-We would need to hire outside consultants to help periodically crash our collections of adding machines and bookshelves.

-Surfing for porn requires leaving the office to browse magazines at the truck stop.

-Worker productivity up 350%.

 

[Mo0o]

 

[TallBill]

Worker productivity up 350%.

World productivity DOWN 500% (probably more)

 

[Kadarin]

I have one of those jobs where half my day is sitting there reading emails.. it is the primary form of communication..

 

[phonemonkey]

Work would be alot quieter for me if we had no computers (I man the helldesk at my company).

 

[MithShrike]

I'd die from hand cramps... I cannot write... also, no one would be able to read any of my written communications.

 

[Whitecloak]

ctrl-c / ctrl-v

and ctrl-z

these are life-savers. 🙂

 

[AvesPKS]

Originally posted by: Mith
I'd die from hand cramps... I cannot write... also, no one would be able to read any of my written communications.

Dude, that's what secretaries were for!

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: AvesPKS

Originally posted by: Mith
I'd die from hand cramps... I cannot write... also, no one would be able to read any of my written communications.

Dude, that's what secretaries were for!

all this time I thought their hands were meant for something else 😉