Top Ten Things That Will Get You Kicked Out Of Iraq
[from Dave Letterman]
10. Replacing giant mural of Saddam with a giant mural of you
9. Addressing all the officers as Cap'n Crunch
8. Teaching captured Iraqi soldiers to sing Kenny Rogers ballads
7. Giving precise coordinates of Wolf Blitzer's beard
6. Closing each report with "Bless our enlightened ruler Saddam Hussein, may he reign for 1,000 years"
5. Distributing leaflets telling Iraqi citizens how to save money by dialing 10-10-220
4. Senior officer asks to see you at 0400 hours; you show up 400 hours later
3. Your name is Geraldo Rivera
2. Your name is Saddam Hussein
1. Bringing your videophone into the shower
[Ripped from Dave's site]
[from Dave Letterman]
10. Replacing giant mural of Saddam with a giant mural of you
9. Addressing all the officers as Cap'n Crunch
8. Teaching captured Iraqi soldiers to sing Kenny Rogers ballads
7. Giving precise coordinates of Wolf Blitzer's beard
6. Closing each report with "Bless our enlightened ruler Saddam Hussein, may he reign for 1,000 years"
5. Distributing leaflets telling Iraqi citizens how to save money by dialing 10-10-220
4. Senior officer asks to see you at 0400 hours; you show up 400 hours later
3. Your name is Geraldo Rivera
2. Your name is Saddam Hussein
1. Bringing your videophone into the shower
[Ripped from Dave's site]
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