Top Ten Things Overheard at Saddam Hussein's Dinner Last Night

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Top Ten Things Overheard at Saddam Hussein's Dinner Last Night


10. "Uday, are you going to eat that pickle?"

9. "Bunker for six, please"

8. "You have some shwarma in your mustache"

7. "A double for me and a double for my double"

6. "I know we're winning the war, but there do seem to be an awful lot of American tanks around"

5. "What was I thinking putting 5,000 dinars on Kansas?

4. "Can we still have these weekly dinners when we're in hell?"

3. "What do you mean Bloomberg won't let us smoke in here?"

2. "Kaboom"

1. "More salad, Geraldo?"


Dave's Place...

 

[MacBaine]

It's only funny when he says it... otherwise it's pretty L-A-M-E

 

[Looney]

6. "I know we're winning the war, but there do seem to be an awful lot of American tanks around"

 

[TheCorm]

7. "A double for me and a double for my double"

LOL....

Also, how about "Weekend at Saddams"....he's been killed but they still get him to appear in public...he gets wheeled around on a lifting trolley...etc....

 

[Armoth]

Originally posted by: TheCorm

7. "A double for me and a double for my double"

LOL....

Also, how about "Weekend at Saddams"....he's been killed but they still get him to appear in public...he gets wheeled around on a lifting trolley...etc....

ROFL....nice!

 

[TheCorm]

Originally posted by: Armoth

Originally posted by: TheCorm

7. "A double for me and a double for my double"

LOL....

Also, how about "Weekend at Saddams"....he's been killed but they still get him to appear in public...he gets wheeled around on a lifting trolley...etc....

ROFL....nice!

The information ministry have saddam driven through the streets, moving his arms in waving movements "yes, saddam is still alive" he falls out of jeep and under tracks on tank behind "ah....."

 

[Martin]

Originally posted by: MacBaine
It's only funny when he says it... otherwise it's pretty L-A-M-E

its lame no matter who says it.

 

[Moonbeam]

Wasn't it The Last Supper?