Top ten reasons to come to work, nekid.

[sillymofo]

10. No one ever steals your chair.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

6. You want to see if it's like the dream.

5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.

4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants."

3. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources.

2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

1. Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" ever again.

 

[JackHomer]

lol, good stuff, and i dont wanna know where you keep the pen!!

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
10. No one ever steals your chair.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

6. You want to see if it's like the dream.

5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.

4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants."

3. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources.

2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

1. Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" ever again.

Number 8

 

[PowderBB3D]

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo


1. Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" ever again.

8/10. Fresh.
(fresh is 60% or higher on the Powdometer).

:thumbsup:

 

[Kalvin00]

Haha! 7/10

 

[oogabooga]

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
3. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources.

haha i like 7 as people at work jack my pens all the time. I think number 3 is only if you're particularly well endowed..

 

[cucumber]

I've both shown up at work drunk and naked, but never at the same time. This was in college though when I was in a rock/punk band in a local dive so it was acceptable as long as I could still play. I also played in the town's orchestra (where I had to be proper and wear a tux) so it was awkward to face some one that also saw me at the bar. This was rare though.

 

[thomsbrain]

haha, i liked it

 

[sillymofo]

^ 4 AM.