Top Ten List: What not to say when you got pulled over

[sillymofo]

10.... Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
9.... Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
8.... You're not gonna check the trunk are you?
7.... I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
6.... I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
5.... Officer says, "Son, Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You respond with, "Officer, your eyes looked glazed, have you been eating donuts?
4.... Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
3.... Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too!
2.... Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
l.... I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

 

[spacejamz]

Didn't I see you get your a$$ kicked on COPS??

 

[fs5]

stop posting

 

[JackHomer]

Originally posted by: fivespeed5
stop posting

i second that

 

[dighn]

5/10

 

[Brutuskend]

AH come on, those where good!



































the first time I heard them.

 

[Kalvin00]

:thumbsmiddle;

 

[BruinEd03]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
AH come on, those where good!

the first time I heard them.

lol like you have any right to say anything

-Ed

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: BruinEd03

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
AH come on, those where good!

the first time I heard them.

lol like you have any right to say anything

-Ed

Well, OK, you got me there!

 

[TheBDB]

I thought it was funny. Then again I have been drinking.

 

[Anubis]

boooo

 

[CrackRabbit]

11, I dont have time to stop now, I'm on a Jihad.

 

[Syringer]

Not bad actually.

 

[Freejack2]

Also don't play either of these songs on your radio when you get pulled over.

Sammy Hagar - I can't drive 55, and Offspring - Bad Habit

 

[glen]

To get from Atlanta to Athens, one is tempted to speed on I-85, then cut over on 316 to get to Grant Stadium.
A friend of mine was pulled going 82mph on I-85.

Officer: Son, do you know why I pulled you?

Friend: No, Sir.

Officer: Do you know how fast you were going?

Friend: Yes Sir; 82 mph.

Officer: Do you know what the speed limit is?

Friend: Yes Sir; the sign back there says 85.

Officer: (Doesn?t think it is funny) That is the road sign! The speed limit here is 70mph!

Friend: Oh, my! I am so glad you told me before I reached 316!

Officer: (Laughing out loud, lets my friend go.)

 

[Calin]

#5 - very funny

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
AH come on, those where good!



































the first time I heard them.

Back in 1995?