Top ten list: How to tell you're fat

[Bumrush99]

:thumbsup: 10/10 EXCELLLENT!!!

 

[Rob9874]

Originally posted by: bigredguy

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Syringer
I don't get #1?

Fatties get uncontrollable diarrhea.

I was thinking like a nylon/stocking run

That's what it means. He's a moron.

 

[Fritzo]

Caught this one from somewhere:

1 Your class votes you MR. MANATEE.
2 Whenever you jump into the ocean, 200 people die in the Netherlands.
3 Your waist size has to be written in powers of ten.
4 Sumo wrestlers make fun of you for being fat.
5 You get caught in the Lincoln Tunnel and you're not in a car.
6 You wake up to see that your spouse brought you pancakes in bed and then you realize you must have rolled over in your sleep.
7 John Ashcroft demands that you register your farts as WMD's.

 

[godmare]

haha
pretty decent

 

[dr150]

Link To Yo Mama Jokes

Here's Some to get your Started:


* To momma's so fat she sweats out gravy.

* Yo momma?s so fat and old, When God said "Let There be Light", He told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

* Yo momma?s so fat she entered a fat contest and won first, second and third.

* Yo momma?s so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out!

* Yo momma?s so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

* Yo momma?s so fat that she has to wear two watches cuz she takes up two time zones.

* Yo momma?s so fat she was in the middle of the highway I tried to swerve but ran out of gas

* Yo momma?s so fat she takes posters not pictures.

* Yo momma?s so fat she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease and the doctor gave her 17 years to live.

* Yo momma?s so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

* Yo momma?s so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

* Yo momma?s so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Rob9874

Originally posted by: bigredguy

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Syringer
I don't get #1?

Fatties get uncontrollable diarrhea.

I was thinking like a nylon/stocking run

That's what it means. He's a moron.

Methinks you are the moron here (or at least one of them).