Top ten list: How to tell you're fat

[sillymofo]

10...You dance and make the band skip.
9...You go bungee jumping and go straight to hell.
8...You go to the zoo and elephants throw you peanuts.
7...Your drivers liscense says "Picture continued on other side".
6...You go to a restaraunt and insted of amenu ,you get an estimate.
5...You have to use a boomerang to put a belt on.
4...Your family portrait has stretch marks.
3...People have to take three trains and abus ride to get on your good side.
2...Your nickname is HOLY $HIT!.
1...You get runs in your jeans.

 

[dighn]

9...You go bungee jumping and go straight to hell.

 

[Anubis]

:thumbsdown:

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

whoa, I enjoy the new crazymofo.

 

[nan0bug]

LOL. #2 should be #1

 

[jadinolf]

7--10/10
8--10/10

Spelling==oh well.

 

[Kalvin00]

:thumbsup:

 

[dragonballgtz]

LOL :laugh:

 

[halik]

LMAO ... family portrait has stetchmarks...

 

[Syringer]

I don't get #1?

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Originally posted by: Syringer
I don't get #1?

'Runs' meaning the stitching/weave of the fabric unravels, like panyhose or tights. IOW, stress the fabric beyond its abilities.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Syringer
I don't get #1?

Fatties get uncontrollable diarrhea.

 

[bigredguy]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Syringer
I don't get #1?

Fatties get uncontrollable diarrhea.

I was thinking like a nylon/stocking run

 

[rezinn]

hah that was pretty amusing

 

[screw3d]

Originally posted by: dighn
9...You go bungee jumping and go straight to hell.

 

[Abhi]

nice..

 

[sillymofo]

So many positives... Hah... up for the morning crew.

 

[nakedfrog]

Meh.

 

[Calin]

But I don't get #4
The rest are

Calin

 

[gigapet]

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
:thumbsup:

 

[hevnsnt]

Originally posted by: gigapet

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
:thumbsup:

 

[dr150]

1.) When you take a piss and can't see your dick.....or the toilet!

 

[Gurck]

Lol

 

[z0mb13]

when you stare down you cant see ur dick

 

[m3lo]