Top Sign a Pilot's Had Enough

[Spooner]

Welcome aboard Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more...

 

[Lucky]

believe it or not, but i've heard similar announcments while trying on southwest from time to time. Its hillarious the stuff some of their crews say.

 

[XZeroII]

Pilot: "Dude, I shouldn't have been out drinking until 4am this morning. I feel like crap..."
Copilot: "You gotta take your finger off the intercom button"
Pilot: "Son of a b..."

 

[StageLeft]

haha

 

[SWirth86]

Originally posted by: Lucky
believe it or not, but i've heard similar announcments while trying on southwest from time to time. Its hillarious the stuff some of their crews say.

Haha, yea, I remember when I flew SouthWest the flight attendant said funny stuff like that.