Top Headlines for 2004

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THE YEAR'S BEST HEADLINES OF 2004:

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter



Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says



Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers



Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?



Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over


Miners Refuse to Work after Death



Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant



War Dims Hope for Peace


If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile



Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures



Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide



Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges



Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge



New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group


Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft



Kids Make Nutritious Snacks



Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half


Hospitals are Sued by Seven Foot Doctors



And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

 

[Pepsi90919]

what's with all the stupid corny comments below the headlines?

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
what's with all the stupid corny comments below the headlines?

Maybe he had gas.

 

[Looney]

Yeah, did you put the comments underneath? It's pretty obvious what they are.

 

[episodic]

edited per advice