Hey, at least it's not a REMAKE of yet another 80's classic.
I can stomach this sequel more than a remake, but jesus h. christ in a handbasket, can't we just let old awesome movies rest in peace?
What exactly is the plot of this suckfest going to be?
Maverick is a Top Gun instructor and comes across another hotheaded kid just like himself and eventually teaches him to reign in his rebelliousness in the name of teamwork and friendship? Ultimately, the kid's transformation will probably allow him to finally nail the hot chick in the classroom, whom he shunned earlier in the film, all set among a backdrop of this kid being the outcast from the rest of the flight group?
And let me guess, their mission will involve attacking Iranian planes or something flying in to take out an American carrier group stationed in the Persian Gulf.
The kid will be played by shia labeouf and at the end they'll be some corny line about how HE'S the teacher now.
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If I'm even close to right, kill myself.