Top 3 most hated commercials?

nick1985

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Everytime I see any of these 3 commercials, I want to punch my fist through the TV screen.


1. Hughes Net commercials. You know, the ones with that stupid ugly red-headed woman. "ZOMG HUGHES NET IS THE BIGGEST SATTELITE INTERNET PROVIDER HOW KEWL IZZZ THAT!!!!"

2. Nutri-System commercials. ZOMG IM MIKE GOLIC AND I LOST 51 POUNDS ON NUTRI-SYSTEM!!! (Results not typical)

3. Countrywide commercials. "Nobody can do what Countrywide can" You're right, not everyone goes bankrupt. :roll:



What are your choices?
 

Drako

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1) HeadOn - apply directly to the forehead

2) HeadOn - apply directly to the forehead

3) HeadOn - apply directly to the forehead
 

Compton

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Originally posted by: Drako
1) HeadOn - apply directly to the forehead

2) HeadOn - apply directly to the forehead

3) HeadOn - apply directly to the forehead

QFMFT
 

Vic

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Originally posted by: nick1985
3. Countrywide commercials. "Nobody can do what Countrywide can" You're right, not everyone goes bankrupt. :roll:

Since when did Countrywide go bankrupt? Oh, that's right, they didn't. :roll::roll:
 

GagHalfrunt

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1) Anything with the Burger King, especially the ones where he's in beds or peeking in windows. Just plain creepy.

2) "Are you Gellin'"

3) Pretty much any ad for Viagra or Cialis. Ewwww, old people sex.
 

wheresmybacon

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"Have you called Jenny yet?" :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:
 

ABitTooSpicy

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I get annoyed at about 75% of the commercials on tv. Its sad to see that most companies think we are brainless idiots that will buy their products.

Oh yeah your car really magically comes together in a desert?! damn I think I'll buy that!! Oh your deodorant will make every girl fall in love with me?! damn I think I'll buy that!! Oh your beer is the best tasting beer, even though everyone and their mother knows your beer tastes like water, but u just keep telling me its sooo good... damn i think i'll go get a keg now!!!

- I give my rant a 3/10
 

R Nilla

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1. A Coke Zero radio commercial where a guy asks for a Coke Zero, the waitress asks if Pepsi's OK, and the guy proceeds to be a dick about them not having Coke Zero. I don't understand how a guy being an asshole to a waitress is supposed to make me want to consume Coke Zero.

2. Pretty much any commercial for a weight loss, muscle-building or pharmaceutical drug.

3. And yes, those annoying Enzyte commercials with the damn whistling.

EDIT: I'll have to agree with ABitTooSpicy that most commercials are annoying, although for me it's more like 80-90% depending on their frequency. Only funny commercials are tolerable.
 

PottedMeat

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1. Enzyte - stupid goddamn commercial. All of them.

2. Countrywide - Horrible, Horrible.

3. DiTech.com - Go Fcuk Yourselves.

4. The "restless leg syndrome" drug commercial - I keep hearing in my head - JUST CALL IT THE JIMMY LEGS!

5. Geico Caveman Commercials - These are probably the worst. The Ad-Wizards who came up with those need to be slaughtered. And then someone has to piss on the remains.
 

nanette1985

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I reached my lifetime tolerance limit a long time ago on the Gecko thing. AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!
 

jandrews

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that kia spectra commercial where its like

COMPLETE...CABINOCITY (what the FU*** is cabinocity man that f'ing pisses me off)

and in the background they are singing OOOHHH THERES THE SUNSHINE OHHH BABY CLAP YOUR HANDSSS OOHHH BABY THERESS THE SUNSHINE

and then you have like a group of fifty people swaying their hands back and forth for a friggin kia spectra SUV...i hate HATE that commercial
 

ChaoZ

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That iPod commercial with the Jamaican music drives me crazy. And that damn beer commercial with that old guy that goes, "I don't drink beer but when I do I drink ----" (forgot the name). Can they try any harder to be masculine.
 

jrphoenix

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Originally posted by: BrownTown
Originally posted by: Compton
Originally posted by: Drako
1) HeadOn - apply directly to the forehead

2) HeadOn - apply directly to the forehead

3) HeadOn - apply directly to the forehead

QFMFT

/thread

I would see that commercial every morning on headline news when I woke up and was having copy. I didn't need any coffee after seeing it, it always annoyed me so much I was angry!
 

chuckywang

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Originally posted by: R Nilla
1. A Coke Zero radio commercial where a guy asks for a Coke Zero, the waitress asks if Pepsi's OK, and the guy proceeds to be a dick about them not having Coke Zero. I don't understand how a guy being an asshole to a waitress is supposed to make me want to consume Coke Zero.

OMG....and then he threatens her with no tip if she brings him a Pepsi. I want to punch that guy in the face.
 

chuckywang

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Originally posted by: jrphoenix
Originally posted by: BrownTown
Originally posted by: Compton
Originally posted by: Drako
1) HeadOn - apply directly to the forehead

2) HeadOn - apply directly to the forehead

3) HeadOn - apply directly to the forehead

QFMFT

/thread

I would see that commercial every morning on headline news when I woke up and was having copy. I didn't need any coffee after seeing it, it always annoyed me so much I was angry!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=smU...Q&mode=related&search=
 

Evander

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Surpised nobody's mentioned the Zwinky commercials, though I haven't seen any in a few weeks