1)Speeding away from the creepy guy in the VW Golf who thinks you have something sort of brand kinship.
2)The FDIC only insures up to $100,000 dollars in your account - diversify!
3)Helicopters are soooo '90s.
4)NASA won't let you ride in their G-force simulator.
5)'Cause it'll look sweet with some rims and neon ground effects.
6)Prank calls to Progressive to see what their lowest rate is.
7)The fewer people who can properly pronounce the name, the more exclusive it must be.
8)Now you wont lose any more embarassing drag races against Dodge Ram Hemi's.
9)Because its there.
10)The guys at the Ferrari dealership made fun of you.
11)The car draws enough of a crowd that you can have them lift you over problematic speed bumps.
12)With the Concorde retiring, you'll miss the satisfaction of paying lots of money to get crammed in a smalll space and go really, really fast.
13)Face it, a fancy car is more gratifying than feeding the hungry and healing the sick.
14)16 cylinders... its like two Corvettes for the price of twenty!
15)You just made employ of the month, and your boss said you can't park your Tercel in the reserved spot.
16)Because everyone knows you need to be going 252mph, not 88, for the flux capacitor to work.
17)Bush probably has a tax cut for a car like this anyway.
18)You don't really care about the car, but the receptionist at your local Bugatti dealer is HOT!
19)You're the Sultan of Brunei, and you already own every other million dollar car.
20)Your penis isn't getting any larger.
2)The FDIC only insures up to $100,000 dollars in your account - diversify!
3)Helicopters are soooo '90s.
4)NASA won't let you ride in their G-force simulator.
5)'Cause it'll look sweet with some rims and neon ground effects.
6)Prank calls to Progressive to see what their lowest rate is.
7)The fewer people who can properly pronounce the name, the more exclusive it must be.
8)Now you wont lose any more embarassing drag races against Dodge Ram Hemi's.
9)Because its there.
10)The guys at the Ferrari dealership made fun of you.
11)The car draws enough of a crowd that you can have them lift you over problematic speed bumps.
12)With the Concorde retiring, you'll miss the satisfaction of paying lots of money to get crammed in a smalll space and go really, really fast.
13)Face it, a fancy car is more gratifying than feeding the hungry and healing the sick.
14)16 cylinders... its like two Corvettes for the price of twenty!
15)You just made employ of the month, and your boss said you can't park your Tercel in the reserved spot.
16)Because everyone knows you need to be going 252mph, not 88, for the flux capacitor to work.
17)Bush probably has a tax cut for a car like this anyway.
18)You don't really care about the car, but the receptionist at your local Bugatti dealer is HOT!
19)You're the Sultan of Brunei, and you already own every other million dollar car.
20)Your penis isn't getting any larger.
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