15. "I finished the Oreo's."
14. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds."
13. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee
had a baby!"
12. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever."
11. "Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the Super
Bowl."
10. "Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella."
9. "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to
Willard Scott!"
8. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"
7. "Get your *own* ice cream."
6. "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today."
5. "Got milk?"
4. "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Bambi."
3. "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!"
2. "Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water."
And the Number 1 Fatal Thing to Say to Your Pregnant Wife...
1. "You don't have the guts to pull the trigger........."
14. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds."
13. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee
had a baby!"
12. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever."
11. "Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the Super
Bowl."
10. "Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella."
9. "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to
Willard Scott!"
8. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"
7. "Get your *own* ice cream."
6. "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today."
5. "Got milk?"
4. "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Bambi."
3. "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!"
2. "Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water."
And the Number 1 Fatal Thing to Say to Your Pregnant Wife...
1. "You don't have the guts to pull the trigger........."
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