Top 100 quotes from QDB

[DJFuji]

Did a search on 'qdb' and couldn't find anything. Anyway, for those who haven't seen this, it's the top 100 quotes in the quote database. Some are hilariously funny.

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[PoPPeR]

bits and pieces have been posted numerous times, but always good for a laugh

 

[DJFuji]

#1964 +(2417)- [X]

[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps
[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps
[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps
[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?
[01:35] (hilo21) f*ck you
[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?

hahahahaha

 

[DJFuji]

#309397 +(2197)- [X]

<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you sh!t on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
<peng> ...
<peng> what?
<VolteFace`> oh sh!t
<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you DROP sh!t

 

[badmouse]

:thumbsup:

 

[MAME]

good but uber repost

 

[DJFuji]

<link>once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
<hokage> *cries*, scary....

some guys have too much time on their hands...

 

[DJFuji]

oops....guess i should have searched for 'bash.org'

 

[DJFuji]

edit: doh

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: DJFuji
oops....guess i should have searched for 'bash.org'

neither should have double-posted

 

[Yossarian]

bash is not funny unless you are a pasty skinned IRC dweller.

 

[DJFuji]

huh? I'm pretty tanned and have only been on IRC once. It's still freakin funny.

 

[MaxDSP]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
bash is not funny unless you are a pasty skinned IRC dweller.

Ive never been on IRC, and I'm brown-skinned...yet I still find this stuff hilarious (altho I dont understand some of it)

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FVCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

for some reason that one always makes me laugh

 

[AcidicFury]

That Harry Potter wang thing was hilarious. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

 

[Howard]

<glacial> I love school
<glacial> Today our term paper due date's set
<glacial> Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member.
<glacial> So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
<glacial> She waits for the laughs to die down and says:
<glacial> "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand"

 

[Howard]

This one's more sad than it is funny.

-[Conroy_Bumpus]- OH FVCK ME
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FROM SOCCER PRACTICE
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- 9 HOURS AGO
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- HOLY SH!T
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- BYE

 

[Teliasen]

This one was funny

<DeadMansHand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
<DeadMansHand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
<DeadMansHand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
<DeadMansHand> i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
<DeadMansHand> What'd he say when he woke up this morning?
<Thirteen-> uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
<DeadMansHand> holy fvck.
<DeadMansHand> i fvcking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
<DeadMansHand> im fvcking going back to the beach to make sure
<DeadMansHand> if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this
<Thirteen-> will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep sh!t.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
<Tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you fvck. Ken's going to be worrying about this sh!t all day
<Thirteen-> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP)
<PeteRepeat> fv**ing ken
<PeteRepeat> ken... that fv*ker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
<quiqsilver> pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.
<PeteRepeat> oh fvck.
<PeteRepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)
<Thirteen-> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.
<Tyran> i can't beleive how perfect their timing was

 

[LeetViet]

Repost.

I LOVE THE COLD CEREAL MASCOT ONE.