Top 10 Worst Movies ever! (From DigitalSpy)

FFactory0x

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I think these critics need to be taken outside and shot!!!!

They don't know ******. The list contains some of the best films ever! I agree with a few but come one, some of these movies you can watch over and over and were Brilliant in their time and still brilliant today. I think half of these are what is missing from todays cinema which is full of crowd pleasing ****** for the most part!

The ones I disagree with tremendously I pointed out.

Big Trouble in Little China (What I would consider an almost perfect film.)
Porky's
Dead Alive
Billy Madison
Commando ("COMO ESTA" *Shoots knives at guy. "I eat Green Berets for breakfast"
Missing in Action (Pretty Bad and by Bad i mean to say BADASSSSS)
Best of the Best


""You leave Jack Burton alone!" "WE ARE IN HIS DEBT" "HE SHOWED GREAT COURAGE"

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Kurt Russell movie Big Trouble in Little China has been named the worst of all time.
The kung fu film, made in 1986, came top, while raunchy comedy Porky was second and Showgirls placed third.
The list, put together by US magazine Maxin, also named Best of the Best, the 1989 action flick, among the worst productions ever.
However, David Edwards, film critic for the Daily Mirror, said many leading candidates escaped the list. "Big Trouble in Little China is a bad film - but it's a long way from being the very worst," he commented. "Where on the list are crimes against cinema like Glitter, Basic Instinct 2, Pluto Nash or every movie Madonna has been in? My vote for worst movie ever made goes to the sci-fi film Battlefield Earth."

The top 10 in full:
1. Big Trouble in Little China
2. Porky's
3. Showgirls
4. Dolemite
5. Dead Alive
6. Billy Madison
7. The Island of Dr Moreau
8. Commando
8=. Missing in Action
10. Best of the Best


 

jdoggg12

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Originally posted by: shabby
That is the worst "worst top 10 movie list" list i've ever seen.

Yup

That should be #1 on the Top 10 list of worst top 10 lists.
 

FFactory0x

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Originally posted by: Fritzo
Porky's was my teenage masterbatory movie :)


And probably one of the top 10 comedies ever!

Miss Ballbreaker grabbing the guys junk in the shower scene and then explaining the situation to the principal = one of the funniest moments ever
 

darkxshade

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Obviously this critic has only seen about 15 movies in his lifetime... that would explain his list.
 

BUTCH1

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I liked "Big trouble" as well, wonder if these so called "critics" even bothered to watch these
movies.
 

CallMeJoe

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Originally posted by: FFactory0x
Big Trouble in Little China (What I would consider an almost perfect film.)
Which leaves little doubt of your poor taste in films.
 

FFactory0x

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Originally posted by: CallMeJoe
Originally posted by: FFactory0x
Big Trouble in Little China (What I would consider an almost perfect film.)
Which leaves little doubt of your poor taste in films.

The whole point of the movie is to make fun of itself. It was intentionally made to be like a b-movie
 

CallMeJoe

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Originally posted by: FFactory0x
The whole point of the movie is to make fun of itself. It was intentionally made to be like a b-movie
Hardly the description of an "almost perfect film".
 

Demo24

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Showgirls wasn't a very good movie though. Kind of boring. I'd say it's like watching a soft core porno but with some sort of plot.


But hey it was NC-17, so I figured it must be interesting.
 

CallMeJoe

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While I agree none of those movies belong on a "10 worst" list, I also wouldn't put any of them on a "500 best films" list either.
 

mpitts

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Dolemite is classic. Other than the terrible acting and production. :D

"Man, move over and let me pass 'fore they have be to pullin' these Hush Puppies out your mothafvckin' ass!"

 

BillyBatson

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i adisagree with 1, 6, and 8 but come on there are movies out there FAR worse than these! like cabin fever for one!