TOP 10 WAYS TO INTIMIDATE YOUR DAUGHTER'S DATE WHEN HE COMES TO PICK HER UP

[EGGO]

Suck.

 

[Schwan]

meh

 

[sonoma1993]

Originally posted by: zanieladie
10. Sprinkle some dust on your daughter before she leaves. Explain, "It makes fingerprinting easier."

9. Challenge him at arm wrestling.

8. Introduce him to your good friend Chuck Norris.

7. Walk on stilts.

6. Casually show him your collection of five shrunken heads, then yell up to your daughter, "Number six is here."

5. Come to the door bare-chested. Do a lot of flexing.

4. Introduce him to the family by calling each family member to the living room using a whistle, then making them stand at attention and salute.

3. Answer the door in a straight jacket.

2. As they leave, talk into a walkie-talkie, "Subject is wearing khakis and a blue polo shirt, driving a green ford."

1. Say, "Let's pray."

or you can do it bad boys 2 style at marcus house

waving guns around and stuff.

 

[BW86]

1/10

 

[azoomee]

When in high school, I actually had a father convince me he'd be waiting on the roof with a shotgun if I was late bringing her home. He put the fear in me......

 

[SampSon]

Email forwards #1

 

[Sqube]

What kind of intimidation list doesn't include guns in some way?

Come on.

 

[ParStyles]

yeah, no kidding. The best one I had was back in highschool, I went to pick this girl up and when I was invited in, there were three shotguns sitting just inside the door, apparently he had just returned from hunting and as he was ripping feathers off birds he told me what time to bring her home. Needless to say, she was home early.

 

[middlehead]

#2 is the most practical option.