Top 10 things you will never hear at Anandtech.

[melly]

Originally posted by: mpitts
How about:

I don't really have a strong opinion on the subject at hand.

and you also won't hear:

I don't really have a strong hand on the subject of opinion

 

[ChurchOfSubgenius]

Originally posted by: freakflag
"My enormous post count got me laid by two lesbians!"

ROFL, "is that your post count or are you just glad to see me?"

 

[Evadman]

Since it is friday night, and I just finished fending off the chicks, I will now refute all of those.

10. I wish the Mods would be more strict. This place is getting out of hand.
9. That ricer needs to have a larger spoiler.
8. This was posted last week but I realize not everyone can surf these forums 24-7.
7. It's the weekend there's no way I'm going to stay home on my computer.
6. I'm glad the babe threads are locked. We had too many of them.
5. When is weekend at Bernies 3 coming out anyway?
4. No, you don't need more Ram, you have plenty.
3. Theres no way I could fill up a hard drive that big with porn.
2. We've had too many religous threads lately so I'm not participating in this one.
1. This relationship thread doesn't need pics.

Man, some of those were fricking hard. #3 and #4 were a pain to find

 

[godmare]

5. When is weekend at Bernies 3 coming out anyway?

lol!
I got nothin'

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Evadman
Since it is friday night, and I just finished fending off the chicks, I will now refute all of those.

10. I wish the Mods would be more strict. This place is getting out of hand.
9. That ricer needs to have a larger spoiler.
8. This was posted last week but I realize not everyone can surf these forums 24-7.
7. It's the weekend there's no way I'm going to stay home on my computer.
6. I'm glad the babe threads are locked. We had too many of them.
5. When is weekend at Bernies 3 coming out anyway?
4. No, you don't need more Ram, you have plenty.
3. Theres no way I could fill up a hard drive that big with porn.
2. We've had too many religous threads lately so I'm not participating in this one.
1. This relationship thread doesn't need pics.

Man, some of those were fricking hard. #3 and #4 were a pain to find

:Q

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: Jhill
10. I wish the Mods would be more strict. This place is getting out of hand.
9. That ricer needs to have a larger spoiler.
8. This was posted last week but I realize not everyone can surf these forums 24-7.
7. It's the weekend there's no way I'm going to stay home on my computer.
6. I'm glad the babe threads are locked. We had too many of them.
5. When is weekend at Bernies 3 coming out anyway?
4. No, you don't need more Ram, you have plenty.
3. Theres no way I could fill up a hard drive that big with porn.
2. We've had too many religous threads lately so I'm not participating in this one.
1. This relationship thread doesn't need pics.

Well, I don't think you'll hear....

"Hey everybody! BOSE Speakers over in HOT DEALS, with MONSTER CABLE!!!"

 

[Evadman]

Hey everybody! Bose Speakers over in HOT DEALS, with Monster cable!!!

 

[prodigy]

Originally posted by: Evadman
Since it is friday night, and I just finished fending off the chicks, I will now refute all of those.

10. I wish the Mods would be more strict. This place is getting out of hand.
9. That ricer needs to have a larger spoiler.
8. This was posted last week but I realize not everyone can surf these forums 24-7.
7. It's the weekend there's no way I'm going to stay home on my computer.
6. I'm glad the babe threads are locked. We had too many of them.
5. When is weekend at Bernies 3 coming out anyway?
4. No, you don't need more Ram, you have plenty.
3. Theres no way I could fill up a hard drive that big with porn.
2. We've had too many religous threads lately so I'm not participating in this one.
1. This relationship thread doesn't need pics.

Man, some of those were fricking hard. #3 and #4 were a pain to find

OWN3D! :Q

 

[Metalloid]

11. I am glad that Microsoft overprices their products by 200%.

 

[MustangSVT]

Originally posted by: Jhill
10. I wish the Mods would be more strict. This place is getting out of hand.
9. That ricer needs to have a larger spoiler.
8. This was posted last week but I realize not everyone can surf these forums 24-7.
7. It's the weekend there's no way I'm going to stay home on my computer.
6. I'm glad the babe threads are locked. We had too many of them.
5. When is weekend at Bernies 3 coming out anyway?
4. No, you don't need more Ram, you have plenty.
3. Theres no way I could fill up a hard drive that big with porn.
2. We've had too many religous threads lately so I'm not participating in this one.
1. This relationship thread doesn't need pics.

well u wont hear #2 but i sure think that whenever I see em..
but yeah, pretty good list

LOL how sad is that we are doing this? lol lets talk about something else..

 

[SOSTrooper]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
You forgot some:

"I got an automatic transmission because it's just more practical and I don't need to prove my manhood."



ZV

Hey that's something I would say

 

[yodayoda]

Originally posted by: Metalloid15
11. I am glad that Microsoft overprices their products by 200%.

11. I am glad that Microsoft overprices their products by 200%.

 

[Geekbabe]

12.I have no problems getting dates,I don't need relationship advice.

 

Moonbeam praising the U.S. government.

 

[FoolishMcNasty]

Originally posted by: freakflag
"My enormous post count got me laid by two lesbians!"

this is what i strive for....now i only need a couple thousand more posts....

 

[Sketcher]

Not that's it's never been said - but that it's not often said.


-I'm Sorry-

 

[RBlount]

Originally posted by: Jhill
10. I wish the Mods would be more strict. This place is getting out of hand.
9. That ricer needs to have a larger spoiler.
8. This was posted last week but I realize not everyone can surf these forums 24-7.
7. It's the weekend there's no way I'm going to stay home on my computer.
6. I'm glad the babe threads are locked. We had too many of them.
5. When is weekend at Bernies 3 coming out anyway?
4. No, you don't need more Ram, you have plenty.
3. Theres no way I could fill up a hard drive that big with porn.
2. We've had too many religous threads lately so I'm not participating in this one.
1. This relationship thread doesn't need pics.

11. I respect your your (pro/anti)-war position and believe you have intelligently conveyed your opinion

 

[Sketcher]

Originally posted by: RBlount

11. I respect your your (pro/anti)-war position and believe you have intelligently conveyed your opinion

I'll second that!!

 

[Metalloid]

12. LaLaLand making annoying and pointless comments.

 

[nakedfrog]

How about:
"You know, life was just SOOOO much better before the Internet"

 

[isasir]

"I'm really a girl pretending to be a guy, so I won't get a lot of attention."
"I don't post enough on these forums."

 

[minendo]

By far number 1 should be admission of wrong.

 

[Reel]

Evadman is the man!

Clarification: this is not a suggestion for adding to the list but rather a commendation for his work in refuting the list.

 

[psianime]

"We don't need anymore pictures of your hot girlfriend on this forum, sorry"

-psianime

 

[Galloway1520]

17. What does " IMHO BTW LOL (_!_) " mean?

;-)