Top 10 things men know for sure about women - May be offensive to some, although not gross

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erub

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I got this in an email, funniest thing I've seen in a long time. It may be offensive to some, so if you get offended easily don't read any further :)







The Top Ten Things Men Know * FOR SURE* About Women


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10. They have boobs.

 
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Cheapster

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LOL that about went over my head. I was thinking, geez it got edited, then the obvious hit.
 
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erub

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i just cut and pasted the email, some guy probably thought of it and wrote it down as quickly as possible.
 
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Viper GTS

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And that's all you will ever know, bwahahahahahaha!

Not hardly. I know more about mine than I know about myself, practically.

Viper GTS
 
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erub

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Viper:


Do you know the stuff you know for sure - as in, it never changes? :)
 
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erub

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uh oh, the repost police are among us! Run! Hide!

I konw you were being sarcastic :)
 
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kami

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The Lord finds a man whose faith is unparalleled and grants him one wish.
"Build me a bridge to Hawaii," says the man, "so I can drive over anytime."
The Lord says, "Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports to reach the bottom of the Pacific. The concrete and steel it would take. I can do this, of course, but it's hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me."
The man thinks for a while and says, "I wish I could understand women."
After a few minutes, God says, "You want two lanes or four?"


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Napalm381

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Isla, I do know something else about women. Toolgirl has taught me that "Boys are stupid. ALL OF THEM". I figure this opinion runs rampant in the female gender. ;)
 
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ArkAoss

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geesh you guys haven't figured it out yet?? I know 2 things about girls, what erub mentioned, and that they know just as much about US, except instead of us having boobs, they know we should like to eat/drink/sleep.
 
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ArkAoss

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uh yeah lily, my feelings are really hurt...not all men are that uh..... apreciative of purple hair
 
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