Top 10 rejection lines (and what they really mean)

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Mayfriday0529

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Sep 15, 2003
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By Women
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm
seeing.)
6. I've got a boyfriend (who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).
5. I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.) ...and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually
means)
1. Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective
thing)

By Men
10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)
6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)
5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)
2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)


..and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means) 1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)



 
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Cooler

Diamond Member
Mar 31, 2005
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4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)


Thats so true I heard that like 3 times.
 
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Leper Messiah

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Dec 13, 2004
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I like to be short and to the point. Sure it hurts you a little now, but how would you have felt if I led you along for 6 weeks? eh? eh?
 
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iamtrout

Diamond Member
Nov 21, 2001
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Originally posted by: Jnetty99
By Men

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)
6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)
5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)
2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)


..and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means) 1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)
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11. You're ugly. (You're ugly.)
 
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ruffilb

Diamond Member
Feb 6, 2005
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1. Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective
thing)

So true.
 
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PurdueRy

Lifer
Nov 12, 2004
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Originally posted by: ruffilb
1. Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective
thing)

So true.
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:thumbsup:
 
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digiram

Diamond Member
Apr 17, 2004
3,991
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Originally posted by: Jnetty99
By Women
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm
seeing.)
6. I've got a boyfriend (who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).
5. I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.) ...and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually
means)
1. Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective
thing)

By Men
10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)
6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)
5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)
2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)


..and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means) 1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)
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You must have a lot of "FRIENDS" ;)
 
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TheNinja

Lifer
Jan 22, 2003
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I love you, but I'm not IN LOVE with you (I don't love you, or really even like you to be honest)
 
yhelothar

yhelothar

Lifer
Dec 11, 2002
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haha I just used the let's be friends line on a girl i talked to online recently when I found her picture on her friend's blog. She was ugly as hell on the crappy pictures.
But then we met in real life.. and she was pretty cute.. so then i fvcked her anyways.
 
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