thats nothing, i wish it were raining and i had coffee on my shirt right now.
as it is
my wife has been secretly planning to see another man behind my back
i just found out the other day
i just told her last night
shes leaving me as soon as she gets an apartment
she hasnt got anywhere to go until she can look at apartments this WEEKEND
shes the devil
she brought her clothes to where i work (a drycleaners my father owns) expecting, seriously expecting, to have them still done for free, we had to argue about why thats not going to happen, moran.
i have 2 kids, this should be fun
my water broke friday, i fixed it...started laundry
and the dryer broke saturday, i just had a service man check it today, its going to cost $200-$300 to fix
i have $19, maybe $19.75
theres nothing to eat at my house, except some garbage that satan bought that i wont eat, and frosted flakes. i just ate frosted flakes for lunch.
i got to work at 6 am, after getting up at 5, after sleeping on a couch at my parents house because i couldnt stand to be around my wife for another 2 minutes last night
this is obviously going to be the busiest day of the month, and someone is out sick, so i have at least 5 more very hectic hours ahead of me during which i will NOT be able to do all my work that needs to be done today, some that needed to be done a week ago.
since i get up at 5, i dont know how im going to take care of one/both kids when the whore leaves, hurrah.
when im done at work aroung 4 or 5pm, i have to deliver an order to a hotel across town, then go back home to put vinyl siding on my house
the wife should be off work by then, and ready to bitch about something else amazingly stupid in a devil-like attempt to ruin the rest of my week while i try to get something meaningful accomplished
ill then have to either go to my parents again tonight (likely) or send my wife out tonight (unlikely, because i cant do anything with them at 5 am, and at least she gets that part right)
if i got wet this morning and that was the worst of my problems, id be fvcking singing "i feel pretty" right about now.